One, two free, floor!
c'mon folks - your daftest, most insane, obscure, poems about anything the hell you want...
Here's mine - I call it "Romantic Interlude"
=== Ahem ===
Sitting here deep in thought, thinking of you
It's not what it seems, I am using the loo
The truth is I'm actually doing a poo
And it's coming out of my bottom...
====
MDU rises to rapturous applaus, bows to all, and gracefully walks off the stage...
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
unless you can prove it.
So he sits and thinks
or shits and stinks
:spudwhat:
Copyright 2005 Biff
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
One, two free, floor!
Yeah but where's your poem?!?Originally Posted by Biff Baff
An avatar like that - you've GOT to have Rythym...
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
unless you can prove it.
My best work is HERE
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Deus ex ukulele
Or maybe comes to scratch his balls
And read what's written on the walls?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
parting of the sensory
C'mon guys - don't encourage this thread!
It's lame, and the threaderer's soft in the head!
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
unless you can prove it.
Or hold his tool
while laying a stool?
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Pffft!!! As if!!
I want to stay
you people are cool
owning bikes
which make me drool
Alas it seems
that I am not wanted
this place here
i am being hunted
I have no quarrel
with those in command
but right here and now
I must make this stand
Kiwi Biker
has helped me a lot
you put up with my posts
that were sometimes rot
but there are some
which find it hard
to have me share
this site in my heart
I do not say goodbye
for that would be sad
only that this place
stopped me, being mad
Im not sure about
future rides
we'll see what comes
with the current tides
The offer is still standing
as my place to stay
just out of town
away from the fray
You can get me at
acidspyder@paradise.net.nz
my mailbox is empty
please keep it fed
I say again
I love this place
maybe i'll come back
wearing a new face
but to keep the peace
and end the war
I say farewell and that is it
I'll say no more.
RED RED REDI WANTREDThe count is at 1064 points
'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?
parting of the sensory
That's sad, Slipstream.You'll be missed.
All the best to you, and thanx for all the great posts.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
unless you can prove it.
Erm - I though we were all buddies here? Is someone being a bad egg?
Stay in touch Slipstream.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Here for the arcade.
Have I missed something?That's sad, Slipstream.
All the best to you, and thanx for all the great posts.
Forum whore
umm... i've been away and really couldn't be bothered reading heaps...
WTF IS GOING ON??????
unless you can prove it.
Nothing in public as far as I'm aware.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Here for the arcade.
There was a man called Marty
Who threw a rugby party
He watched a game
And went insane
And did the Hopuwati
Deus ex ukulele
I'm too old for mystery, suspense, inference, innuendo and guessing.
Why can't people just tell me what's going on??
Sigh...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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