Piss for piss sake

[CookMySock]

Ditch the shit completely bro, and have a beeeeg glass of water. Splash out and have a beeeeg scoop of ice in it. If ya must get intoxicated, roll a racehorse to go with it. You will feel a thousand times better in the morning.

Steve

[Clivoris]

Yeah Trudes im with ya on all that. I have started drinking Ginger beer of late, that Bundaberg stuff, seems to be the better one around. Maybe I could mix that with Brandy, might give it a go....could call it a Brandyberg?

Port is good, but wouldn't want to get pissed on it....

OP Bundy and ginger beer is the beverage of choice for discerning motorcyclists.

[Winston001]

Swallow the camera is a very very nasty game which I never want to try my hands at again, if I can help it. I haven't tried anything before or since that was more uncomfortable than that - more painful for sure, but not more uncomfortable.

Oh yes you are so right. When I had an endoscopy I manned up and refused any drugs. Wrong. While I lay there with a something the size of a firehose working its way down to the stomach, the gag reflex kicked in bigtime. So there I am trying to hurl this bloody thing out and screaming Ruuuuuuth....and the damned surgeon is laughing. Reckoned it was the best stag roar he'd ever heard.

Oh yes, tres humourous. What really got me was he talked to me immediately afterwards and expected me to remember! So anyway, yes hiatus hernia, operable, my choice. So far I've stayed with Losec.

Even worse was a barium colonoscopy and trust me guys, that's a ball of laughs all by itself.

Just in case anyone is interested, you clean yourself out the day before by drinking Klean-Prep (Sodium Sulphate, Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Chloride and Potassium Chloride). This is the nuclear bomb of laxatives. There is a description somewhere, probably in jokes, which is worth reading because it describes the explosive power of this stuff far more accurately than I.

So next day I'm strapped onto a table which rotates in all directions. Barium is pumped into the bowel while a team of sadists in green hang about and pretend to take x-ray pictures. Part of the process requires being upside down to make sure the barium really gets all the way up to the illium.

A few weeks later they sliced me open and cut some bowel out.

Thats enough, I'm sweating just remembering it.....

find that running and staying somewhat fit helps to keep the hernia in check. I still drink what I want, eat hot curries and drink all the coffee I care for - no worries these days.

Losec, exercise, keep the weight down.

Found story, posted up now - and all too true... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...11#post1968611