Whats the weirdest thing you've found in the kitchen?

[Spyke]

Ok picture this, you're hungry and want a nice sweet snack so you start shaking the cookie jars to see if there's any left. SWEET SUMMITS IN THIS ONE! . bring it down. Open it to find the most vulgar stomach renching smell, FECK me that aint no boysenberry and chocchip muffin!

So whos the one whos going to eat the last banana muffin? I'd pay to watch you try.

So now begs the question what rotten things have you found in your normally outstanding cooking den?

[Gubb]

Shouldn't this be in the 'Biker Angels' section?

[MadDuck]

Think the worst for me was thinking hmmm fried egg on toast for breakfast. Cracked the egg in the pan......rotten egg smell hangs around for like ages ah?

[Dave Lobster]

Whats the weirdest thing you've found in the kitchen?

A bloke?

ten char

[Mom]

Yes Maggots, friggen disgusting.

This is not maggots on the cat food that your fussy feline turned its nose up at 3 days ago that you could not be bothered dealing with until the bowl crawled over to the bin by itself, this is maggots on steak in the pan. Yes on freshly bought steak, while it cooks. This going back a few years now but even so...

Oldfashioned butcher that has the best meat in the universe, aged to perfection. You buy 2 steaks on your way home from work. Get home, throw the paper wrapped packet on the bench, take your shoes off, pour a wine...

Finally get to cooking, spuds cooking, salad made, steaks in pan, wander off for a few moments. Come back to see these fine white things, lots of them, on your meat in the pan while it is cooking! and a big WTF??? then the realisation

Quick scrape with the trusty bread knife, turn over to do the other side and hey presto, maggotty steak ala Mom

Best meat I think I have ever eaten, once I got my head past the maggots that is.

[Trudes]

Cracking an egg into your cake batter and a half formed chicken comes out, now that's pretty yuck!!

[MadDuck]

Now which bloke is brave enough to say "cook me some eggs bitch"

[ManDownUnder]

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[Mom]

Think the worst for me was thinking hmmm fried egg on toast for breakfast. Cracked the egg in the pan......rotten egg smell hangs around for like ages ah?

Cracking an egg into your cake batter and a half formed chicken comes out, now that's pretty yuck!!

Yes, and after you have done a few times you learn to either float the suckers in a bowl of water before you crack them (bad ones float) or crack them into a separate bowl first.

Float them girls, trust me on this

[Hitcher]

Whale ovaries.

[disenfranchised]

Had a funny smell in the kitchen, and eventually tracked it down to a rat that had nibbled on the wires inside the oven control panel...and fried itself.

Dunno how long it was there for exactly, but it had both gone stiff as a plank, and had started to ooze slightly...which was heating up when the oven was used and wafting decaying rodent smell round the kitchen.

Not exactly apetising when you're trying to cook a tasty meal.

[Spyke]

Shouldn't this be in the 'Biker Angels' section?

haha what your telling me you don't go into the kitchen to have a snack, now thats just depriving yourself from the good life !

Isn't it a mans instinct to stand infront of the fridge opening it to look whats to eat than forgeting and going back in 5 seconds later?

[slofox]

The giant Gisborne cockroaches that come up out of the gully behind the house...Hammertron has lots of them nowadays. 40mm long..brrrRRRrrrrr.

[MadDuck]

Whale ovaries.

Go well with dolphin liver do they

[Trudes]

The giant Gisborne cockroaches that come up out of the gully behind the house...Hammertron has lots of them nowadays. 40mm long..brrrRRRrrrrr.

Oh geezus, the cockroaches at my Nan's in Wairoa are the size of small dogs, half a can of fly spray doesn't even faze them!!