Just heard a new one on the radio. Goes something like...
Dad always drives pretty fast, so we got him the perfect plate 2QK4U. Then we got a call from the cops. They'd found him dead, wrapped around a tree. They said he'd been doing 110kph. It's true what they say about the bigger mess.
110kph? No reference to sort of road.
WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!
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