Originally Posted by strayjuliet
I like cats- they taste just like chicken![]()
Originally Posted by strayjuliet
I like cats- they taste just like chicken![]()
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
This is my pet.![]()
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
My cat likes to sleep in flower pots for some reason.
We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's the biggest cock-up ever. We're all completely fucked.
-Sir Richard Mottram
This is snuggles![]()
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
didn't know you could have pet lizards in NZ.... where do I get one???
I used to have snakes in aus.....
I have my eye on a tortoise who's been living at the pet shop in the West City mall for a couple of years now.
He is slightly bigger now than he was when I first met him. I have provisionally named him George.
One day I will get around to purchasing him.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
I used to keep snakes back in South Africa..... Bloody crap country.Originally Posted by Blakamin
Still no Cooool animals in NZ![]()
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
My dogs are pretty bored that I'm sitting at the computer instead of taking them to the beach... :disapint:
I like lizards. Have I said that?
I HATE CATS, I just wanted to say that again.
They kill birds, mice and anything else that'll fit in their mouth, they lick their own arses, and before you say it - yes dogs lick their privates, but so would I (lick my own) if I could reach. They're selfish and only want attention because they want it, not because you do, they moan, they want me to buy them a bike, they spend all my money - oh hang on , no that's Ms Biff. Not that Ms Biff licks her own arse mind you. We have servants for those types of duties.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Where did you get those cute lizards from?Originally Posted by strayjuliet
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Wow! It's Lizard Central. What sort of beastie is Milligan? And where did you get him from?Originally Posted by bugjuice
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Originally Posted by jrandom
Have yu been watching me ride or something![]()
I'm only bigger 'cos of the pies too![]()
Mine just pisses in them.Originally Posted by paparazzi
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
My girl is Poppy, she is an English Bull Terrier cross (got her from the SPCA in Dunedin) and is about 5 years, she's a great pooch, with personality plus! She went through a stage of being really disobedient and I had to get an animal behaviouralist to help me with her...surprise, surprise it turned out to be my fault b/c I had been giving her mixed signals & confusing her. Dogs are a pack animal and if you don't lead the pack they will!! Now she's great...except for the small incident at New Years when she ran away at 10.30pm on the 1st of Jan and arrived back 5am on the 3rd of Jan! Arrrrrrrgggggh. She's a joy to be around and makes me smile & laugh.
My pussy is a neutered male, Morris is his name or Mo Mo or The Mo Man. He's about 10 years old now and we got him when he was about 6 years old from a friend who was moving into a place where they weren't allowed a cat. A sad/happy story about the Mo Man is that when my previous partner and I split he took the Mo Man with him and then was basically a slack arse and he ran away (the cat not the ex). Anyhoooooooo...we had looked around the streets and put up signs trying to find him and then 1 night I went over to the ex's to drop something off, and I hear his very distinctive meow (I call it the smokers meow) and it was Morris! The poor puss has been lurking around the neighbours across the road!! Morris is the BOSS of the cat/dog relationship and has administered some reminders to Poppy on occasion. He's the most laid back cat I've ever owned, he's not one of those psycho ones that purrs and then attacks you. I love my pussy!
Oh yeah - I also have 3 goldfish, used to have 5...oooooppppsss, I was busy studying and, well, ummmmmm...ooooopppppps, I really must clean the tank more often!![]()
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
So you want to steal my bikes do ya punk?
Well do ya?
Say hello to my [ not so ] little friends
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