Here's mine. I picked this bitch up from the pound a while back but she's fuckin useless. She pisses all over the place, steals things that don't belong to her, barks all fuckin day long for no reason, lets undesirables into our back yard and has dog breath that would make a muslin cry. Our neighbourhood is ruined and no one talks to us anymore. She's so fuckin nasty we tried breeding her as a fighting dog but she doesn't like it doggie style and seems to hate cock.
I've tried clubbing her with a spade but the bitch just won't die. Free to a good farm.
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