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    Fukin bang!

    shite!

    While wife and kids had a sleep thisafternoon i thought the new motorbike could do with a wash and polish.

    so i wash the bike first then dry her off

    then i pull out the mothers.

    first up Sealer and Glaze, then wax

    shake up the sealer and squeeze a bit out on the polish cloth
    do the tank and the rear half of the bike.

    then go to squeeze the bottle out again and bang the whole bottle pops open

    big crack down the side and polish fucking everwhere!









    Last edited by aer0; 10th March 2009 at 07:30. Reason: infraction :(

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    good excuse to polish the garage floor

    sorry dude... not nice. least it wasnt one of those pressurized ones [like a lynx can]

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    Least ya got your pants off.
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    sorry...
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    That look really suits the Honda.
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    or did you have an albatross flyin past
    forsale A100,awesome power.
    near ready for bucket raceing,or just a padock,beach hack.
    gotta be a good deal,surely

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    It popped after just two squeezes...

    Woman all over the world are turning their backs on mother polish..
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Looks like it dropped the mother load
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    It popped after just two squeezes...

    Woman all over the world are turning their backs on mother polish..
    Or my eyes glazed over and it just went off.
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    I use the mothers range, the chome polish, and the oxidation stuff, i havent had mine explode yet.
    Great picture, was it because the polish dried up in the hole and stopped the rest from getting out, in a frantic squeeze, pressure builds, and farkin bang!

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    My bottle did the same thing. Never purchased it again.

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    and you actually took picures of it to! awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    I use the mothers range, the chome polish, and the oxidation stuff, i havent had mine explode yet.
    Great picture, was it because the polish dried up in the hole and stopped the rest from getting out, in a frantic squeeze, pressure builds, and farkin bang!
    Sthum shay he hasth the sthrength of thwo oxths
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    you sure it was'nt a case of excessive Honda happiness .....

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    Meh, that'll buff out.
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