Ahhh back when ya fancied the school teacher.

**skidMark** · 7th March 2009, 09:23

Well last night i went to the local pub for a drink or two...

Then ran into my old school teacher... the one everybody fancied in school...tall slim blonde etc etc...

She had had a bit to drink so she was talking utter tripe, but none the less entertaining...

Apparently i was the student at school she wanted but never got. NOW SHE TELLS ME!

Then twists the knife by informing now shes lesbian.

I offered to watch then we drank until 2am... i staggered home 6 pints and 5 shots of god knows what later in the rain.

Why am i up at 10am?

Me no feel so good.

**nudemetalz** · 7th March 2009, 12:16

I remember back in Form 2 (Year 7 for you newbies) I had a really nice 29 year old brunette teacher (female of course !!). Us boys fancied her. I remember her sitting on the desk while we all sat on the floor. Well I was at the front right in front of her so I got quite an eyeful up her skirt (hey, I was 12 !!!) I'm sure she knew......never forgotten that !!

**noobi** · 7th March 2009, 12:22

Form 1 is year 7, form 2 is year 8

, us noobies have been trained well

there arnt any good looking teachers at out school, quickly thinks... nope
but my mate did have this bet .....

**skidMark** · 7th March 2009, 12:29

Originally Posted by noobi

Form 1 is year 7, form 2 is year 8

, us noobies have been trained well

there arnt any good looking teachers at out school, quickly thinks... nope
but my mate did have this bet .....

This thread is a hint.... hit it before it likes girls...

stay 5 min after class lol

**Big Dave** · 7th March 2009, 13:01

Wanking is best done in private mark.

**Indiana_Jones** · 7th March 2009, 13:17

Nice to know our tax payer dollars are being put to good use.

-Indy

**MIXONE** · 7th March 2009, 13:20

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Wanking is best done in private mark.

And the ultimate rejection is when your hand goes to sleep on you.

**Mental Trousers** · 7th March 2009, 13:37

Originally Posted by MIXONE

And the ultimate rejection is when your hand goes to sleep on you.

Nah, it's like getting off with a stranger

**kneescraper** · 7th March 2009, 13:46

Why am i up at 10am?

Because you had to wake up from your dream and tell us all about it....in hope that others comments will make the dream feel real..

**Maha** · 7th March 2009, 14:00

She was stroking your ego Mark...her options were to be either a nun or a lesbian at this point. She opted for the lesbian mask because, why would a nun be at a bar?

**slofox** · 7th March 2009, 14:15

Originally Posted by Maha

why would a nun be at a bar?

Because she likes to get drunk...?

**Maha** · 7th March 2009, 14:18

Originally Posted by slofox

Because she likes to get drunk...?

The Lord does move in mysterious ways!

For ye shall get sloshed and cometh onto thy ex-pupil.

**Skyryder** · 7th March 2009, 15:18

Originally Posted by MIXONE

And the ultimate rejection is when your hand goes to sleep on you.

Or your cock gets pins and needles.

Skyryder

**cowpoos** · 7th March 2009, 17:17

Originally Posted by skidMark

Well last night i went to the local pub for a drink or two...

Then ran into my old school teacher... the one everybody fancied in school...tall slim blonde etc etc...

She had had a bit to drink so she was talking utter tripe, but none the less entertaining...

Apparently i was the student at school she wanted but never got. NOW SHE TELLS ME!

Then twists the knife by informing now shes lesbian.

I offered to watch then we drank until 2am... i staggered home 6 pints and 5 shots of god knows what later in the rain.

Why am i up at 10am?

Me no feel so good.

Fuck she must have been drunk...either that our you left out the words 'wanted to kill'