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1957 Mary gets knocked behind the school bike shed. Sent off to her Aunties and never seen again
2007 School trustees demolish bike shed to make room for student childcare centre.
Mary gets knocked up in school lunch hour. Goes on the DPB and comes back to school and takes child care course.
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Free Scott Watson.
It appears this all happened in the US - what the fuck has this got to do with New Zealand?
In and out of jobs, running free
Waging war with society
i was watching judge judy the other day, and in america a kids parents were sewing the other kids parents because one of the kids punched the other kid in the nose and the blood from the kids nose ruined his shoes....hahahha![]()
and the funny thing was the kids parents had to buy the other kid new shoes......![]()
chuck norris's calender goes from march 31st to april 2nd
No one fools chuck norris.......
Johnny cant read and get frustrated and to disruptive to be in school
1957-Johnny gets sent to christian school were he is butt fucked, beaten and abused by both older boys and religious brothers who are supposed to be there to help him. He gets worse in his behaviour so the brothers have him commited where he has the shit shocked out of him and is given a frontal libotomy. Gets out and abuses little boys who grow up to abuse other little boys, its all kept quiet. Abuse continues.
2007 Johnny is diagnoses being dislexic and is given additional support to help with reading and behaviour problems.
Jenny goes out and on her walk home is raped by the guy who does her parents lawns.
1957 She comes home and tells her mother who tells her never to tell anyone as its her word against his and a couple months later is taken to a back yard abortion clinic which leaves her to sterile. Her parents send her to a private school a long long way away.
2007 She comes home and tells her mother who goes to the police who help her and at the hospital she is given the morning after pill. DNA evidence has him going to jail and she gets victim support.
Jimmy comes home after a late night at work and is hit by a drunk driver
1957 Drunk driver turns to be a mate of the local cop, hes told to walk home and jimmy is told to forget about the whole thing although his broken leg will never heal properly and eventually gets amputated.
2007 Drunk driver turns out the be mate of local cop, it doesnt help him jack and jimmy gets acc, a successful treatment of his leg and drunk guy ends up in jail.
Alan likes to get drunk and beat his wife and kids within an inch of there life
1957- its acceptable behaviour so long as he keeps his lawns cut and plays good rugby. Wife is shunned for being unable to keep him happy. She goes to police and they tell her "Maybe you ask for it love"
2007-Alan gets dobbed in by his neighbours and is taken away by police. Wife has several options including being moved to a womans refuge. Alan goes to jail after she presses charges.
Tony has nightmares and homicidal ideas after serving in combat for 18 months.
1957 Hes thrown into an institution, which at the time was full of ex servicemen who have "lost there nerve". Heavily sedated he spends the rest of his time there until he is able to commit suicide through overdose of the drugs hes heavily addicted to
2007 Hes diagnosed with PTSD and is given counciling and support from other soldiers, he is put in touch with other vetrans and his wife and family is told how to deal with him and get him through it. He eventually gets better and is able to lead a normal life.
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