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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    I find Auckland drivers are very agressive.

    Also Auckland/Kiwi drivers seem to fail to grasp the concept of merging

    "Oh a gap in front of me....wait! That cunt is trying to get in there in front of me! He can't do that!"

    "I'll do 70kph on the state highway, oh look a passing lane....HEY! HEY! he's passing me, I better gun it so he can't get in front of me, my fucking honour is at risk!"

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    actually is subconcious driving, i.e., the driver has no idea what hes doing.

    When this is the case, the narrower the road the less safe the driver "feels" (in his sub concious) and slows down, when the road widens out (i.e., a passing lane) he feels safer and will speed up again.

    but you being you, you wont care for the actual reason as long as you can shout and holler about it. Oh and wave your arms in the air loudly.

    edit, and its mana, not honor you dirty British bastard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toebug View Post
    Auckland is just a shit hole anyway. I just dont go there unless forced!
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post

    edit, and its mana, not honor you dirty British bastard.
    Honour, mana, shame shit, different word. Which ever you choose to acknowledge.

    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post

    but you being you, you wont care for the actual reason as long as you can shout and holler about it. Oh and wave your arms in the air loudly.
    This from the nation that prides itself on tall poppy syndrome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    Honour, mana, shame shit, different word. Which ever you choose to acknowledge.



    This from the nation that prides itself on tall poppy syndrome

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    if hes doing better than me, hes an aresehole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    Oh and wave your arms in the air loudly.
    Huh? How's that work?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JacksColdSweat View Post
    Huh? How's that work?
    you havnt met indy when hes fired up about somthing have you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by glyder View Post
    When you come to Auckland Take Care, auckland drivers are the worst i have ever come across.
    If you indicate they will speed up to fill the gap
    they lane change 50 times a second, with no indicators
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    if they do somthing wrong and you say anything the first thing they want to do is fight you

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    You haven't been to the middle east or christchurch I take it? Or L.A, or England, France, jesus I could actually make quite a list! Ohh, anywhere in asia.....

    A bit far fetched to say worst in the world retard.

    Maybe some life experience may be useful?

    I'm an auckland driver, I would'nt consider myself to be the best/or in any way the worst in the world.....

    I bet if I followed you around for a day, I'd see your throwing stones in a glasshouse, i'm sure there's plenty of hazards you will miss that I will pick up!

    What the fuck would I know though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    I find Auckland drivers are very agressive.

    Also Auckland/Kiwi drivers seem to fail to grasp the concept of merging

    "Oh a gap in front of me....wait! That cunt is trying to get in there in front of me! He can't do that!"

    "I'll do 70kph on the state highway, oh look a passing lane....HEY! HEY! he's passing me, I better gun it so he can't get in front of me, my fucking honour is at risk!"

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    Ever tried to merge in tauranga? that's a fucken experience, they still follow the "merge like a whoever pussies out loses out in being 1 car ahead rule"

    Quote Originally Posted by Blatman View Post
    Worst in the world? Crap. Sounds like someone who hasn't travelled much.
    My thoughts exactly, not many countries I have'nt been to, and saying wer'e the worst is just naiivity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    Ever tried to merge in tauranga? that's a fucken experience, they still follow the "merge like a whoever pussies out loses out in being 1 car ahead rule"


    Oh so bloody true!!! I was shocked and stunned I tell you!!!

    I have been in TGA almost a year now, and after living and doing a 1hr each way communt from Norf Shore to city, believe me Auckland drivers are exceptional road users compared to the TGA terrors!!

    And don't even get me started on Shanghai....those little bastards are INSANE!!!! I am sure there is some form of road rules.....but I can be buggered if I can figure it out!
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    The worst? No. The most oblivious, self-centred, obnoxious - absolutely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
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    A bit far fetched to say worst in the world retard.

    Maybe some life experience may be useful?

    ...
    I actually found this post quite amusing.

    I suspect the original poster is talking about the attitude of Auckland drivers. To generalise, they (we) tend to be rude, aggressive and think they are better drivers (riders) than anyone else. This gives them the right to heckle and bully other road-users. Right on cue, along comes firefighter to demonstrate exactly what the problem is!

    I can just imagine firefighter heading down the road yelling "RETARD!" at people who aren't up to his exceptionally high standard of skill, and making gestures at them. Lovely demonstration of the OP's point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    I can just imagine firefighter heading down the road yelling "RETARD!" at people who aren't up to his exceptionally high standard of skill
    I tend to do that...
    Although my choice of labels ranges much further than just "retard", especially when I'm grumpy....
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    You haven't been to the middle east or christchurch I take it? Or L.A, or England, France, jesus I could actually make quite a list! Ohh, anywhere in asia.....

    A bit far fetched to say worst in the world retard.

    Maybe some life experience may be useful?

    I'm an auckland driver, I would'nt consider myself to be the best/or in any way the worst in the world.....

    I bet if I followed you around for a day, I'd see your throwing stones in a glasshouse, i'm sure there's plenty of hazards you will miss that I will pick up!

    What the fuck would I know though.
    Driven in UK, USA, Europe, Aussie and Kenya and can say that the general standard of driving in Auckland is shall we say not good....however, you drive to the conditions and get few surprise although red light jumping seems to be a new pastime here at mo...saw a taxi follow a bus through a red light as mine were green and he was on a school run with a kid in the front seat and just gave me the finger..nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    Right on cue, along comes firefighter to demonstrate exactly what the problem is!

    I can just imagine firefighter heading down the road yelling "RETARD!" at people who aren't up to his exceptionally high standard of skill, and making gestures at them. Lovely demonstration of the OP's point.
    Actually......I know better than to do that.... soooooo no it's not any kind of demonstration to prove his point at all.......!
    I know better than to expect rediculously good driving, part and parcel with the occupation....and I don't get off on yelling at people or bullying them on my outings....again I do get a little grumpy when something stupid happens, but I would'nt chase someone down the road....(when the hell have I done any of this?)

    I personally have driven in several countries around the world, have seen some absolute attrocious acts of lunacy.....and by no means consider myself to be mr AA road testers perfect example.....!

    My reply to this post, was purely in response to the naiivity of the op's statements, whereas he blatantly decides to accuse me, of being one of the worlds worst drivers? How the fuck does he know what I drive like? lol.....I would'nt even consider "aucklanders" to be the worst in the country, never mind the world.....a bit of an overstatement to say the least.....
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