Had mom over for dinner!

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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy
this one...


Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice
how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been
suspicious of the platonic relationship between
Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she started to wonder if there
was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian
volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are
just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian
saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll
send her an email just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take
the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the
fact remains that if Jennifer is
sleeping in her own bed, she would
have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

[sparky.scott]

me like

[one fast tl1ooo]

A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the

meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how attractive Paul's flatmate,

Jenny was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and

this only made her more curious.



Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,

she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his

flatmate than met the eye.



Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must

be thinking, but I assure you, Jenny & I are just flatmates".



About a week later, Jenny came to Paul saying, "Ever since your

Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't

suppose she took it do you?"



"Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul.

So he sat

down and wrote:







DEAR MOTHER,



I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE

FACT REMAINS THAT, IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE

FOR DINNER.



LOVE PAUL





Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:

DEAR SON,



I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH JENNY, AND I'M NOT SAYING

THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH JENNY, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS

SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY

NOW.

LOVE MUM



Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

[Maha]

Oooooooooooo mothers eh? yes very very cunning....

[AllanB]

Would there be a good helping of sausage in that frying pan by chance?