Damn!! :(

**Slipstream** · 4th March 2005, 16:42

Knock on the front door.

A big bunch of flowers waiting on my doorstep.

Who would be sending me flowers?

Check the note.

To Pansy Tuft ...... not for me

:disapint:

Ring up flower company and now flowers are gone :disapint:

Pansy Tuft is one loved lady, from the type of flowers and size of the bunch that she's getting .... *sigh*

**jrandom** · 4th March 2005, 17:03

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Pansy Tuft is one loved lady, from the type of flowers and size of the bunch that she's getting .... *sigh*

See?

SEE?

See the metrics applied to love by the female mind?

We're all doomed.

**jazbug5** · 4th March 2005, 17:11

Aw!

Look, we love ya...!!

**Hitcher** · 4th March 2005, 18:07

Originally Posted by jrandom

See the metrics applied to love by the female mind?

We're all doomed.

Dead man still walking...

**Holy Roller** · 4th March 2005, 19:02

Maybe a name change was in order,
well maybe one day.... :disapint:

**Riff Raff** · 4th March 2005, 19:08

I remember back in in UK and it was my flatmates birthday - she thought her boyfriend had forgotten and then this gorgeous bunch of flowers was delivered. She was soooo happy until she read the note and realised they were for me. So threw them at me, and when I realised it was a guy I couldn't stand who had sent them to me, I offered them back to her - she refused so I chucked them in the bin!!!

**Slipstream** · 4th March 2005, 19:41

Originally Posted by jazbug5

Aw!

Look, we love ya...!!

Aw thanks hon .... least someoe does .... *sniff*

"....look at me. I'm as helpless as a kitten in a tree..."

**White trash** · 5th March 2005, 08:27

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Knock on the front door.

A big bunch of flowers waiting on my doorstep.

Who would be sending me flowers?

Check the note.

To Pansy Tuft ...... not for me

:disapint:

Ring up flower company and now flowers are gone :disapint:

Pansy Tuft is one loved lady, from the type of flowers and size of the bunch that she's getting .... *sigh*

Ummmm surely Pansy Tuft aint a real name? Some smart arse is sitting by his phone waiting for you to *get* his criptic clue.

And you've sent the flowers back!

**Slipstream** · 5th March 2005, 08:32

Originally Posted by White trash

Ummmm surely Pansy Tuft aint a real name? Some smart arse is sitting by his phone waiting for you to *get* his criptic clue.

And you've sent the flowers back!

What do you know that I don't?

NC · 5th March 2005, 09:41

I love flowers

**FzerozeroT** · 5th March 2005, 09:54

Originally Posted by Slipstream

What do you know that I don't?

Pansy Tuft, and what is even funnier is the guy that is going to be sitting at home crying thinking "she doesn't even know I like her" poor bastard.

**Wolf** · 5th March 2005, 10:41

Originally Posted by White trash

Ummmm surely Pansy Tuft aint a real name? Some smart arse is sitting by his phone waiting for you to *get* his criptic clue.

And you've sent the flowers back!

I concur, WT. Now all we have to do is work out what the clue means.

Probably something whoeveritwas thought Slipstream would twig to.

**SPORK** · 5th March 2005, 11:25

Yeah, that name's a bit dodgey... Well maybe he thought he'd sound like a dick writing "Slipstream" so he wrote that instead. Whatever the case is, go and Have A Grood Day (tm)

**Indiana_Jones** · 5th March 2005, 13:33

Indiana: *tapping on the shoulder* "I'll make you feel better"

Magua: "I'll take care of this...."

Indiana: "You never close your eyes anymore....."

-Indy