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  1. 6th March 2005, 20:55 #1
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    King Flies

    "Look daddy, a King fly", said my son
    "Why is it a King fly?", I ask
    "I dunno, it just is", young Biff replied.

    A couple of days went by before the penny dropped, and I realised why he referred to flies as, "King flies", when I caught Ms Biff running around the house shouting, "FucKing flies".

    Oh the joys of innocence!
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    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker
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  2. 6th March 2005, 21:04 #2
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    Yep My 2 boy's come out with some excellent stuff as well . Always good for a laugh . To think I didn't want any Kid's . Boy would have I missed out on all the fun .
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  3. 6th March 2005, 22:44 #3
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    Farkin funny Biff Baff!!
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    Its amazing how kids turn out just like us.

    There is a song about that from way back.
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    They've experienced pain and brought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
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    Thanks Biff....
    I needed that smile today!!!
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  9. 7th March 2005, 09:26 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR
    Only you BB. Only you
    Don't blame me. Twas little Biff. My only contribution was 32 seconds of madness that resulted in his birth nine months later.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    32 seconds of madness...


    How the hell do you hold on so long?
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  11. 7th March 2005, 09:29 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom


    How the hell do you hold on so long?
    27 seconds to get my trousers off.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    27 seconds to get my trousers off.....
    You could try those new-fangled trou we got here now. The ones that have a zip instead of buttons.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    You could try those new-fangled trou we got here now. The ones that have a zip instead of buttons.
    Us Scotsmen dinna wear any troosers - forr guid reason ye ken!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Us Scotsmen dinna wear any troosers - forr guid reason ye ken!
    Och aye - its thar external scrawtum thart causes me a problem. Troosers wee zups fer me noo./
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Nice work BB. Nice to see another fast worker .
    You're not one of the guys who goes so fast, just so he can go brag to his mates are you?
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