Women's Sympathy

[slofox]

Might be a repost - I have certainly heard it before...but still a goodie I think.


Man sitting alone on the beach. He has no arms and no legs. Three women come walking along the beach, a few minutes apart.

First one sees our man. Says to him..."Oh you poor man. Have you ever had a hug?" He replies "No I haven't". So she gives him a hug.

Second woman comes along. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been kissed?"
He replies as before, "No I haven't." So she gives him a kiss.

No. 3 turns up. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been fucked?" He replies, eyes brightening up "No! I haven't!!" She looks at him and says "Well you will be soon. The tide's coming in..."

[Burtha]

I actually LOL !!
me liked it very much

[Nasty]

Yup .. woman = no sympathy!

[Number One]

Evil bitches untie!

[forkoil]

More like evil bitches dyslexic

[Number One]

More like evil bitches dyslexic

Yeah I did that on purpose...you not seen that joke? Perhaps you don't believe in DOG either?

[forkoil]

Yeah I did that on purpose...you not seen that joke? Perhaps you don't believe in DOG either?

DOG?

[kevfromcoro]

haha
thats funny.....

just on the subject of no arms and legs
True story......
A few yrs ago i was in BKK ...and a friend of mine turned up with a suitcase full of chocolate
Was going to do some trading with it
but the thais dont eat chocolate
when he got back to NZ
i asked im...what did you do with all that chocolate
He replied
i gave it all away

gave most of it to a beggar with no arms..or feet
after i had done that ........thought that was a bit stupid
poor cunt cant open it

[Subike]

Might be a repost - I have certainly heard it before...but still a goodie I think.


Man sitting alone on the beach. He has no arms and no legs. Three women come walking along the beach, a few minutes apart.

First one sees our man. Says to him..."Oh you poor man. Have you ever had a hug?" He replies "No I haven't". So she gives him a hug.

Second woman comes along. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been kissed?"
He replies as before, "No I haven't." So she gives him a kiss.

No. 3 turns up. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been fucked?" He replies, eyes brightening up "No! I haven't!!" She looks at him and says "Well you will be soon. The tide's coming in..."

and if you are lucky you will get crabs as well!!

[Clockwork]

Might be a repost - I have certainly heard it before...but still a goodie I think.


Man sitting alone on the beach. He has no arms and no legs. Three women come walking along the beach, a few minutes apart.

First one sees our man. Says to him..."Oh you poor man. Have you ever had a hug?" He replies "No I haven't". So she gives him a hug.

Second woman comes along. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been kissed?"
He replies as before, "No I haven't." So she gives him a kiss.

No. 3 turns up. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been fucked?" He replies, eyes brightening up "No! I haven't!!" She looks at him and says "Well you will be soon. The tide's coming in..."

He should be OK... so long as his name is Bob!