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    i just watched it so its still there

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    woah hoar hoar, where can I get me some of that action!!! MMMMmmmmm
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    That thing sure is hung like a donkey
    Ride fast or be last.

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    naaaa, it's a couple of guys in a donkey suit... If you look closely, you can see one of their arms dangling out between the front and rear legs.

    When I was a kid, I did see one of our californian rabbits try to get it on with one of our siamese cats. Sis and I couldn't stop laughing.
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    he got back to the car looking rather pissed off
    the wife said whats cum over you all of a sudden
    a f;ing donkey now just shut up and drive.
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ukbandit View Post
    he got back to the car looking rather pissed off
    the wife said whats cum over you all of a sudden
    a f;ing donkey now just shut up and drive.
    and I thought the video was bad enough but that post takes the cake!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    I would just like to say, for the benefit of those people of a delicate or squeemish disposition, that nobody (or animal) is actually harmed in this video.

    What happened after the camera stopped shooting is a matter of speculation.
    Lets just say, he didnt shit right for several months.

    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kemet View Post
    and I thought the video was bad enough but that post takes the cake!!
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    ahh cheers your so kind
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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    LOL!!! good laugh!

    Why didn't the twit buckle his pants at some stage?? He didn't even give it a good smack in the head!

    Hmmm I know why? He was probably just playing hard to get for a while!
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    He lay down to take it? Now all sorts of things are running through my head!!!

    Ewwwwwww

    Donkey Jhizz in his face


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    a ha aha ha that is funny, when you think about it, it must have been pretty pretrifying at the time!
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    No film, but another reason not to pull over happenedin the 80's on the Desert Rd, when a woman needed to go so badly that she had hubby pull over near that big bush.

    She set about the bizz, unaware that the "bush" was in fact a camoflaged Armoured Fighting Vehicle.

    After a bit of fighting over the periscope inside the Tank..it w3as decided that the best course of action would be to fire a blank.

    If anyone knows this woman..tell her that the Guiness Book of records needs her name for the "Longest turd" record. 47 metres from "bush" to car!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone165 View Post
    No film, but another reason not to pull over happenedin the 80's on the Desert Rd, when a woman needed to go so badly that she had hubby pull over near that big bush.

    She set about the bizz, unaware that the "bush" was in fact a camoflaged Armoured Fighting Vehicle.

    After a bit of fighting over the periscope inside the Tank..it w3as decided that the best course of action would be to fire a blank.

    If anyone knows this woman..tell her that the Guiness Book of records needs her name for the "Longest turd" record. 47 metres from "bush" to car!
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    Hahahah

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