Cat & substance abuse

[Forest]

You just need to wean her off the bleach and onto catnip....try cannibis if you are uncomfortable asking for catnip at your local vet.

Be careful. That didn't work out so well for this guy.

Nebraska Man Says He Put Cat in Bong 3 Times

A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a makeshift bong and smoked marijuana through it said Tuesday that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed the cat down.

Acea Schomaker of Lincoln said he never intended to hurt the 6-month-old cat, Shadow.

Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence ticketed the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanor animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, also was ticketed for animal cruelty because she didn't try to stop Schomaker, Sgt. Andy Stebbing said.

Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat about two months ago from friends who abused it.

Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them but he didn't want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they didn't bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.

So Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift bong because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."

He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.

"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.

The bong had a foot-long piece of garden hose coming out of a Plexiglas box, with the top secured with duct tape. Schomaker said it was constructed in such a way that the cat did not get immersed in smoke to the extent some might believe.

Schomaker said law enforcement and animal specialists lectured him about why what he did was cruel, and that he learned from his mistake.

[Pixie]

Got an odd problem...

My cat has a substance abuse problem. She loves bleach. Whenever I clean the bathroom she's right in there, meows and rolls in it. Rubs her face against all the walls and just generally hangs out in there enjoying the fumes...

I'm worried for her health. I've tried locking the doors to the bathroom and toilet after they are cleaned but she just sits by the door whining and then runs in as soon as someone goes in !

When she is 'high' she acts really strange, very affectionate and rubs up against everyone meowing. Sometimes to the point of playful nibbles. She cannot stay still and is quite 'frisky' for about an hour afterwards.

Shes about 5 years old - a pedigree Manx cat from the Isle of Man "Mr Bigglesworth".

Is there any way of getting my cat off drugs ?

Dear Dan
Until your cat really accepts her problem there is nothing you can do to make her quit th' drugs.

She will then have to do a 12 step program (you know apologise to all the mice who's loved ones she ate,etc.)

And go on a catnip treatment course.

She will always be a recovering bleachaholic

[cc rider]

Dear Dan
Until your cat really accepts her problem there is nothing you can do to make her quit th' drugs.

She will then have to do a 12 step program (you know apologise to all the mice who's loved ones she ate,etc.)

And go on a catnip treatment course.

She will always be a recovering bleachaholic

I think 'they' like to call it a 24 step program. I've heard in the States they have an intervention style program. You get all kitty's neighbourhood friends around to eat smelly fish pate, lick each others privates & catfight .

Puss gets a little charm to hang off the collar for each step.

I'm not sure what a plucebo for smelly underwear fetish would be.