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  1. 2nd March 2005, 15:48 #1
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    It's rude, crude, yet hot n sexy

    Oh yes - here it is. Your hot and sexy 2005 advent calendar.
    This contains pictures of female nudity. So if you're of a nervous disposition, politically correct, or a raving feminist please do not open. Everyone else, fill your boots.

    Just tick the days off one at a time (in the correct order) if you can't be bothered to wait.
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    YOU BASTARD! THAT WAS NOT FUCKEN FUNNY AND I AM NOT SITTING HERE LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF WHILE THE BOSS SCOWLS AT ME.

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    there was only 24 days on it.... and you should really keep your relos away from cameras....
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    That's BAD man.......won't sleep for days now...Thanks!!!
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    Ohhhh good God. I'm still giggling like a fucken school girl.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blakamin
    and you should really keep your relos away from cameras....
    Why? Did his grandfather take the photos?
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    That's the best reason for being celebate. What a dog.

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    I was so disturbed I had to reconsider my viewpoint on this.....
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder
    That's the best reason for being celebate. What a dog.

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    Hey hey hey, big girls need love too. And would you be so cold at 3am after a hard night on the turps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Hey hey hey, big girls need love too. And would you be so cold at 3am after a hard night on the turps?

    Yea but I would prefer NOT to chew my perfectly good arm off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    Oh yes - here it is. Your hot and sexy 2005 advent calendar.
    This contains pictures of female nudity. So if you're of a nervous disposition, politically correct, or a raving feminist please do not open. Everyone else, fill your boots.

    Just tick the days off one at a time (in the correct order) if you can't be bothered to wait.
    You're a sick, sick man, Biff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    You're a sick, sick man, Biff.
    Get it right wolf, the saying goes.

    You're twisted, perverted, and sick.
    Have I not taught you anything wolf???.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strayjuliet
    You're twisted, perverted, and sick.
    Have I not taught you anything wolf???
    Ahhh - so the Wolfies enjoy kinky sex eh!?

    Thanks for sharing that with us Juliet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    Ahhh - so the Wolfies enjoy kinky sex eh!?
    Not with the likes of you...
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    When I saw the title I thought this thread was about me..... (of course without the rudeness and crudeness ...)
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