WTF moments.

**martybabe** · 26th March 2009, 18:35

WTF moments, Eye popping jaw dropping moments that defy belief, have you seen things that made you do a double take or have you pinched yourself to make sure your really witnessing what's unfolding in front of your very own peepers? On the road or in the real world, some amazing shit happens, I've seen it and I know you have, type it out folks, I'd love a good read.

I've got hundreds, most of them disgusting but here's one that proves the ATGATT rule can be hazardous to your safety.

Many moons ago I attended a fire in a block of flats/apartments, on a tiny balcony several floors up stood a family, from the ranch slider that led to the balcony there belched filthy black acrid smoke, lit only by flashes of orange and red flames. In short it was going like the bollocks and the seconds ticked away between life and death.

The ladder went up sweet as and a couple of the boys deftly scaled it to bring the kids down as the apartment roared and exploded. The parents were able bodied so were instructed to follow as soon as the last fireman dismounted. Mom stood on the railings and cocked a leg around the ladder and a hurried conversation took place between her and hubby. It was apparent to all below that apart form a wispy nightie the lady was bollock naked but who gives a toss right? This is a do or die moment in her families life.

Shock would be an understatement as we powerlessly witnessed her crawl back along the balcony floor ,under the plumes of smoke and back into the flat

WTF! Holy shit, There must be someone else inside!

The breathing apparatus guys bashed past the bystanders and hit the ladder on the run,screams filled the night air, panic filled the faces of the rescued children, then in the midst of the mayhem, mum lurches forward from the inferno ,coughing and spitting, covered in black shit with what looks like severe burns down her right side. Hubby helped her claw her way back onto the ladder and then.......

a wave of realisation and horror washed over crowds down bellow , either of her own volition or prompted by her hubby,in what seemed like an incredible act of bravery, the woman had crawled back into the jaws of Hell...to put some farkin knickers on!!!!!! FFS

Save us baby Jebus, we know not what we do!

Tell us your stories guys........

**Spyke** · 26th March 2009, 19:39

I was trying to get a good weekend job (fund my first motorcycle)

I found one at my mates mums dairy, anyway I'd had a couple of days training and I was left to look after the shop for the arvo

. With everything going fine the ladie who had been helping me left me to it.

An hour later a man came in to the shop and asked for sum ciggies, I told the man what it was going to cost
he said I'm not paying for these, your the dick who put me in jail.

I'm like what????

Me been working here for a day dude!!!
You put me In jail!!! the P man said, he held his hand out as to say hand them over.
I say to him you are kidding right?

(WTF??? am I actually getting robbed?)
Naa give some more cigs, P man not wearing any shoes exclamed!
I gave him the stuff

cause I couldn't compute what was happening and he was rather nutty. He ran off and shouted some nerve racking shit at me just to finish it off.

after I called the cops and they caught the prick I found out he'd been on a little rampage after escaping from the police station.

I didn't end up working there again as it really freaked me out

.

Thats my wtf moment.

**martybabe** · 26th March 2009, 20:10

Originally Posted by Spyke

I was trying to get a good weekend job (fund my first motorcycle)

I found one at my mates mums dairy, anyway I'd had a couple of days training and I was left to look after the shop for the arvo

. With everything going fine the ladie who had been helping me left me to it.

An hour later a man came in to the shop and asked for sum ciggies, I told the man what it was going to cost
he said I'm not paying for these, your the dick who put me in jail.

I'm like what????

Me been working here for a day dude!!!
You put me In jail!!! the P man said, he held his hand out as to say hand them over.
I say to him you are kidding right?

(WTF??? am I actually getting robbed?)
Naa give some more cigs, P man not wearing any shoes exclamed!
I gave him the stuff

cause I couldn't compute what was happening and he was rather nutty. He ran off and shouted some nerve racking shit at me just to finish it off.

after I called the cops and they caught the prick I found out he'd been on a little rampage after escaping from the police station.

I didn't end up working there again as it really freaked me out

.

Thats my wtf moment.

Good man, scary shit though

**MsKABC** · 26th March 2009, 21:12

Not nearly as dramatic or life/death as yours Martybabe, but...

We were driving back from Gizzy with my new dog trailer in tow, my pride and joy. Stopped in Te Puke for a bit of dinner. Eating our burgers in the car, parked at the side of the road. In my side mirror I see an old drunk lurching along the footpath from behind. He slows, he wobbles, he reaches out and places a hand on the back of my trailer....yep, you guessed it, he's got his wrinkly old thing out and he's pissing all over the back of my trailer!

I leap out of the car and stride toward him giving him a big serve, meanwhile the dogs are going apeshit in the back of the trailer. And guess what? He keeps on pissing even while I'm standing there yelling at him, and the trailer sounds and shakes like it's got 10 angry gorillas inside!

Eventually he finished his business and lurched off down the street. Of course, I can see the funny side of it now, but man I was....um...pissed!

**martybabe** · 27th March 2009, 08:51

Originally Posted by MsKABC

Not nearly as dramatic or life/death as yours Martybabe, but...

We were driving back from Gizzy with my new dog trailer in tow, my pride and joy. Stopped in Te Puke for a bit of dinner. Eating our burgers in the car, parked at the side of the road. In my side mirror I see an old drunk lurching along the footpath from behind. He slows, he wobbles, he reaches out and places a hand on the back of my trailer....yep, you guessed it, he's got his wrinkly old thing out and he's pissing all over the back of my trailer!

I leap out of the car and stride toward him giving him a big serve, meanwhile the dogs are going apeshit in the back of the trailer. And guess what? He keeps on pissing even while I'm standing there yelling at him, and the trailer sounds and shakes like it's got 10 angry gorillas inside!

Eventually he finished his business and lurched off down the street. Of course, I can see the funny side of it now, but man I was....um...pissed!

EEEEEEWWWWWWWW. Thanx Babe, funny to read but I have the feeling the outcome would have been a little different if I'd had to live through the experience.

On the eeewwww side of life, I spent the best part of one summers evening watching a gentleman of my acquaintance move a bucket from place to place around the bottom of an 18 storey block of flats. It's placement would be marked with traffic cones, the wind direction and strength calculated with the traditional wet finger then the whole pantomime would start again, cones and buckets uprooted and moved a few metres to the left or right.Throughout the bucket campaign, proceedings were accompanied by drunken shouting ,about what and to whom was unclear.

Despite being a long winded affair I couldn't help but be intrigued as the precise placing and replacing of said bucket continued, proceedings only being halted for the occasional slurp of beer.

Only the arrival in the bar of a mutual friend shed light on the proceedings, he explained that two infamous brothers , known well in this particular drinkery, had a bet that brother one could poo from the top of the building and that brother two could not catch it in a bucket WtF!

Virtually everyone in the bar was now glued to the windows as a dimly lit figure dropped his pants way up high.

Cheers went up as we sensed anal movement 18 storeys up, quickly followed by jeers as brother two kicked the bucket over in temper.

Such were the conditions that we weren't actually able to see the decent of the turd but it stayed there for many days, proudly displayed on the roof of a car for anyone wishing to see how the bet had turned out.