Advice for the 60 +'s
Well you all know the story - 60 is the new 40...or so people of my generation would say. Despite this, there are a few frightening fashion trends apparent that I firmly believe should NOT be allowed. To that end, some sage advice, all you old buggers, from one of your peers.
Please avoid the following combinations - coz they suck.
1. A nose ring with bifocals
2. Spiked hair with bald spots
3. A pierced tongue with dentures
4. Miniskirts with support hose
5. Ankle bracelets with corn pads
6. Speedos with cellulite
7. A belly button ring with a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts with a heart monitor
9. Midriff shorts with a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis with liver spots
11. Miniskirts with varicose veins
12. Inline skates with a zimmer frame
...specially No 9...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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Originally Posted by slofox
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