Help! Need to learn to ride before 5pm

[fatzx10r]

remember to get some clip on tassle's so that you dont look stupid

[3umph]

exactly...fall....its not my bike (I dont even know whos it is). So everything's the same i gather, except for the key.

And the big burley guy that own is..... and will own you if you drop it

[3umph]

how can I possibly look cool on a harley haha. Just joking I cant judge if I havnt ever ridden one. The problem is there's nobody there that has a clue how to ride a bike, any bike. So I'm gonna have to figure everything out myself.

sounds like you don't have a clue either.... have you actually got a license????

TBH how hard can it be.... no different to fucking a fat or skinny chick.... theory the same but approach may just a bit different....

[jim.cox]

Harley's are pretty easy to ride

The low seat is a big help

The engine has lots of friendly torque

Yes, they are slow, weighty and shake a bit

But you'll get used to that

Just leave yourself lots of braking distance....

[cave weta]

This thread is getting better and better- keep us posted!

[michael]

sounds like you don't have a clue either.... have you actually got a license????

TBH how hard can it be.... no different to fucking a fat or skinny chick.... theory the same but approach may just a bit different....

TBH I dont fuck fat chicks....well havn't yet, so when I need advice for that I'll come straight to you, ya sound like you've got heaps of knowledge

[Usarka]

You'll find it's better if you actually use the rear brake too.....

[3umph]

TBH I dont fuck fat chicks....well havn't yet, so when I need advice for that I'll come straight to you, ya sound like you've got heaps of knowledge

don't get to my age without a bit of knowledge.... or luck

Those were the days.... when you could drink and drive and sex was safe

[Taz]

You know this bike is stolen don't ya?

[michael]

You know this bike is stolen don't ya?

mmm, good point... Maybe I should take it home rather, park it in my garage then find out who the owner is

[portokiwi]

Whos doing it again???

[LBD]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=95265

Your comments here after the experience please....

[cave weta]

Well Michael.. Its 5 pm

keep us posted

[michael]

will do. Kinda looking forward to it. Gota admit I do like the sound (only when they're idling though), but nothing beats a sports bike. Anyway will comment tonight

[sunhuntin]

i have been told that the clutches are heavier than on other bikes. they need a fairly strong grip to control. ive never ridden one either except as a passenger. good luck!