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    No Baby on board!

    Drivers with those stickers on their cars saying "Baby on board", jeez they can drive like crap.

    If I was the baby in half those cars I would be screaming in horror with Mum making faces and baby noises and wiping my mouth and runny nose while doing 65kph in town, driving like a slalom specialist on a straight road. I always get frightened when I see them. Sets the kid up badly too, like the advert says, "driving, its in the blood" and to hit the nail right on the head, most 20 yr old bogans are basically rummaging around in their nappy when cruising in their lowered shitbox.

    Please someone make the sticker "No baby on Board" Id feel safer knowing this.

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    You know,...I keep looking, but I've never seen the board with the baby on it. Usually in a kiddie seat I find !

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    Have seen one of these stickers stuck to the back of a helmet.

    I've also seen "Baby I'm Bored"
    "I's no' a bobike (motorbike) - i's a scooter!" - MsKABC's son, aged 2 years.

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    I saw one stupid b*****d on my way to uni this morning with this sticker...

    He did a u-turn right infront a motorcyclist and nearly knocked him clean off. Luckily the bike recovered nicely and carried on... wasn't even a fist in the air!
    But I gave him the mega evils....
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    As I have no kids ...

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    I'm afraid that whenever I come up behind a vehicle with a "Baby on Baord" thing in the back window, I go, "SO?!? WTF do you want me to do about it?!? If you've got a baby in your car, then it's your responsibility to drive carefully and take care, not mine!"

    I like the yellow thing (mimicking the BoB one) that says, "Stupid Little Yellow Sign".
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    I used to have one that said "Boxer on Board".....until my Sibe-Bord ate it! I think he may have been trying to tell me something!
    "I's no' a bobike (motorbike) - i's a scooter!" - MsKABC's son, aged 2 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    I'm afraid that whenever I come up behind a vehicle with a "Baby on Baord" thing in the back window, I go, "SO?!? WTF do you want me to do about it?!? If you've got a baby in your car, then it's your responsibility to drive carefully and take care, not mine!"

    I like the yellow thing (mimicking the BoB one) that says, "Stupid Little Yellow Sign".
    I agree. And as per original observation, they are quite often some of the worst drivers around as they aren't even concentrating on what they are doing and blabbering to their infantile occupants - expecting us too look out for them? I don't think so !

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    I need some sort of sign to put in the back of my motor just so you know not to pull in front of me...my little un (MasterD) watches too much Little Einsteins and keeps saying "Go superfast daddy!"
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    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Ha ha gruesome but funny. Most of these people are probly on their first baby, so over protective and proud... and shit drivers. Maybe the kids grandma thinks its a good safe idea so give them this sticker so everyone will be nice and give them a wide berth on the streets. Damn right we give them a wide berth!!!

    Wonder how many accidents have happened cos Mum was tending to her kid while driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    If I was the baby in half those cars I would be screaming in horror with Mum making faces and baby noises and wiping my mouth and runny nose while doing 65kph in town, driving like a slalom specialist on a straight road. .
    Swap places...30 ks of crawling through Auckland traffic with your baby screaming in horror....requiring attention all day..

    Those signs do not say be careful and keep your distance for the sake of me and my baby...no...

    They say ..Angry, tired, fed up parent at the end of their tether, with screaming infant on board....If you value your life KEEP YOUR DISTANCE....BUSTER!

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