The mother-in-law must DIE!

[Swoop]

Bugger me! I know that the mother-in-law jokes are invented for a reason, but this is a seriously tough woman to kill!!!!!



Mother-in-law attacked with anti-tank missile launcher
8:15AM Wednesday Apr 01, 2009

A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she'd turned his wife against him.

Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife's mum for the break-up of his marriage.

And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.

She survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.

[Laava]

Just spray and walk away!

[Tank]

Bugger me! I know that the mother-in-law jokes are invented for a reason, but this is a seriously tough woman to kill!!!!!



Mother-in-law attacked with anti-tank missile launcher
8:15AM Wednesday Apr 01, 2009

A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she'd turned his wife against him.

Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife's mum for the break-up of his marriage.

And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.

She survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.

That man gets much-o respect.

However - he forgot that like cockroaches, mother in laws are notoriously hard to kill.

[Oakie]

However - he forgot that like cockroaches, mother in laws are notoriously hard to kill.

Yeah. Mine's been a smoker for 40 years ... had a brush with cancer, pnuemonia a few times and a mild heart attack and still she lives!

[Headbanger]

Sounds like a useless bastard if he couldn't kill her with weaponry like that.

No wonder the women folk don't respect him.