Getting pissed and the obnoxious person within

**Mom** · 28th March 2009, 10:14

Originally Posted by Edbear

With friends like that... I hope it was a really hard and satisfying kneeing!

It was! Funny thing about it all was, this bloke had been like it from day one. I used to complain to hubby about him, he used to say it is just Bill is all, get used to it.

When my marraige went splat, I bet you can not guess who the first person was that called me. I mean within the first week mate. Tugger, I told him in no uncertain terms exactly where he stood with me. Best thing is I never have to have anything to do with him again

**007XX** · 28th March 2009, 10:39

Originally Posted by Maha

On the Obnoxious side, I dont beleive (to date) that I have put a foot out of place

I've seen you inebriated a couple of times, and you are nothing but lovely to have a conversation with m'dear...same goes for that awesome wife of yours

She gets real cuddly!!!

Originally Posted by Edbear

Where do you get this "self-conscious French" bit from..? We have a French-Canadian lass at work and she's loud, proud and hilarious!

French canadians are a lot different than the French europeans...I'd prefer to have been canadian tbh...they have a nicer sense of humour and really don't take themselves all that seriously. They have nothing of "upper lip, arrogant" tightness that is so often a huge put off for anyone encountering the wrong french people.

I'm not saying they are all like that, but that I was mostly raised by one of those (step mother) and so it has affected certain parts of my behaviour and still does to a certain extent.

I find it amusing to watch men converse with my wife when they like her, but not only is she good a deflecting unwanted attention, (She sidles up to me), but anyone trying it on with her gets the message from me. Fortunatley I don't have "friends" like your ex's.

I've always prefered the jug of cold water on the groin approach...now, i just tell them what i think of them and give my beloved a certain look: he's wonderful at knowing when i need a timely entrance from him

**R6_kid:Me** · 28th March 2009, 10:47

Whatever thoughts and feelings you display when you are drunk have always been in your mind despite what people say. The only difference is that being drunk relieves your inhibitions and you miss out the thought proceess of the repercussions of what you might say.

It kind of pisses me off when people say "I didn't mean that, I was drunk" when the truth is that they wouldn't have said it if they had kept their inhibitions.

It's the same with people that send 'drunk texts' that you can't understand. It's not that they can't text, they just can't be bothered taking the extra time to get the words right.

**Nasty** · 28th March 2009, 10:49

Originally Posted by Number One

Ewwwwww PISSING YA PANTS!!!! SHAME!!!! NEVER been that drunk to have lost control of myself or my bladder!

.....

I always sleep really really well too

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Even when I was drinking .. and for a while I did . .and rather well thought I .. I never had the total shame of pissing myself in public ... or any of that ... you are right there Number One I think that certainly is a one up on me too!!!

But I do know I slept like a bloody angel ....

**jrandom** · 28th March 2009, 10:50

Originally Posted by R6_kid

Whatever thoughts and feelings you display when you are drunk have always been in your mind despite what people say. The only difference is that being drunk relieves your inhibitions and you miss out the thought proceess of the repercussions of what you might say.

It kind of pisses me off when people say "I didn't mean that, I was drunk" when the truth is that they wouldn't have said it if they had kept their inhibitions.

Pliny beat you to that insight, but put it a little more succinctly.

**MsKABC** · 28th March 2009, 11:01

Originally Posted by R6_kid

It kind of pisses me off when people say "I didn't mean that, I was drunk" when the truth is that they wouldn't have said it if they had kept their inhibitions.

Is that actually true though I wonder? Just because a thought pops into your head, it doesn't mean to say you actually believe that thought, IYKWIM? When you're sober, you might dismiss that thought or opinion as being rubbish or not worth expressing, but when you're drunk you have no impulse control, so you wouldn't stop yourself from saying it.

**martybabe** · 28th March 2009, 11:24

I don't get pissed any more, it takes too long to bounce back at my age. I don't remember most of my silly times but one sticks out.......

Had way too much to drink with a young lady new to my acquaintance and during a heavy petting session I was forced to retire to the toilet to hurl, trousers round my knees. My impressive new girl joined me on the toilet floor as I sang huey down the bowl, rubbing my back and there thereing.

As I proceeded to sporadically chuck away, I felt a lovely sensation in my uncovered nether regions and decided there and then that we would marry. What a woman I thought as I lifted my head temporarily from the bowl to gaze lovingly at my bride to be only to discover her Pet Alsation licking my balls

**GurlRacer** · 28th March 2009, 11:57

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts....

I'm normally the one picking people up, holding hair back in the toilet... or just the nominated sober driver.. The only time I've ever got myself into "trouble" drinking was with KB boys... so I learnt my lesson there

Haven't drunk in... well, New Years. I try to behave myself....

**McJim** · 28th March 2009, 11:58

I don't drink blended whisky any more (y'know - Teachers, J&B, Famous Grouse, Johnnie Walker etc.) coz when I do I risk facing charges and some poor fulla usually carries his teeth home in his hat.

**scumdog** · 28th March 2009, 12:23

Originally Posted by A_Mans_Ruin

Road cones (wheely bins are great too) being moved into the centre of the road so I can block of the road ....

I'd shoot you if I caught you doing that.

Childish twat.

**Mikkel** · 28th March 2009, 12:25

I hardly ever drink at all, and when I do it's only in moderation.

As such I have a hard time imagining what I would be like if I ever did get drunk, but I would have to assume I would be my usual considerate, softly spoken and polite self no matter the level of intoxication.

Then again, it's not likely to happen ever since I really dislike all things alcoholic and drunk people never said me anything. Parties and music makes my ears hurt.

**MSTRS:Me** · 28th March 2009, 12:34

Originally Posted by Mikkel

I hardly ever drink at all, and when I do it's only in moderation.

As such I have a hard time imagining what I would be like if I ever did get drunk, but I would have to assume I would be my usual considerate, softly spoken and polite self no matter the level of intoxication.

Then again, it's not likely to happen ever since I really dislike all things alcoholic and drunk people never said me anything. Parties and music makes my ears hurt.

Uh huh...and you don't tell porkies either.

**Mom** · 28th March 2009, 13:00

Originally Posted by 007XX

I've seen you inebriated a couple of times, and you are nothing but lovely to have a conversation with m'dear...same goes for that awesome wife of yours

She gets real cuddly!!!

Oh shucks

Only cos you are so yummy to cuddle V.

**Maha** · 28th March 2009, 13:26

Originally Posted by R6_kid

Whatever thoughts and feelings you display when you are drunk have always been in your mind despite what people say. The only difference is that being drunk relieves your inhibitions and you miss out the thought proceess of the repercussions of what you might say.

It kind of pisses me off when people say "I didn't mean that, I was drunk" when the truth is that they wouldn't have said it if they had kept their inhibitions.

It's the same with people that send 'drunk texts' that you can't understand. It's not that they can't text, they just can't be bothered taking the extra time to get the words right.

One can be suprised and remorseful when the next day arrives, and some things from the previous hours are pointed out. Surely, if someone says ''I didn't mean that, I was drunk'' is an apology?...if indeed they really are sorry for what they said?

But yes, what is said under the influence is pretty much on the money, dutch courage and all. Some find it difficult to say whats on their mind when sober....and yet, give em' a few tots and they're away, cant shut em' up...theres a young fulla up this way that fits that very mould.