I've got this thing for dancing when it's a full moon and I'm partaking in a few JDs.
Unfortunately it's on things like chairs,tables,cars....
I've got this thing for dancing when it's a full moon and I'm partaking in a few JDs.
Unfortunately it's on things like chairs,tables,cars....
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Several bottles of European beer, washed down with Appleton's, wasnt it? To be fair though, it was only one bottle of Appleton's
Aha....
Luckily he was too scared to get that amp out, eh? We'd have really been in trouble......
TBH, it was the 'help' putting the bikes away that I found really nerve wracking!
Aahhh, it was a great night, eh?
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Yep, nothing like a few drinks to loosen your tongue.....
I don't get obnoxious when I drink (which is not very often to excess), but I do get very social. Being aware that I have a reasonably loud voice I've always been conscious of trying to talk quietly, but alcohol makes me forget! A couple of times I've "whispered" something to someone, when feeling particularly "social", only to have my kids look at me mortified and go "geez mum, you're sooooo embarrassing". (Yes, on the rare occasion I've been pickled my kids have been around - older teens, btw).
On the even rarer occasion I've had a few without hubby or kids around I'm actually paranoid about my behaviour as inhibitions just fly out the window...
I nivva shay shay shay...anyshing osh...oshbin...obshinoshish whenmmdrung..nivva gedrung kneeway......
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
The pisseder I get the funnier I think I am!!![]()
Got a mate who wanted a piss in the middle of the nite.
got up and opened the fridge..light came on.. and pissed in the fridge.
thought he was out the backdoor
And that is the honest truth your honour..
When I used to drink I was loud and happy to begin with .. then got louder .. ohh it was terrible .. Im not normally a loud person .. so a little alcohol and I would let loose .. not pretty .. hence one of the reasons I stopped altogether![]()
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