Getting pissed and the obnoxious person within

[Big Dave]

I'm the same straight or messed up. Just slurr slightly after a quart of JD.

[Mom]

I'm the same straight or messed up. Just slurr slightly after a quart of JD.

Does the slur come with a slight lean to starboard too

[Grahameeboy]

I never get pissed so not really sure who I could be.......

[MSTRS:Me]

I never get pissed so not really sure who I could be.......

You don't need to be...opinionated and argumentative seems to come natural.

[Big Dave]

Does the slur come with a slight lean to starboard too

Usual deterioration of motor skills.


PFO is an accepted abbreviation in medical notes.
Pissed and Fell Over.

[Maha]

You don't need to be...opinionated and argumentative seems to come natural.

No its not, yes it is, no its not, yes it is, no its not, it bloody well is!!!

Well thats my opinion.....

[rosie631]

We should get together for a bit of a session one of these days mate, you sound like hell fun to be around

I hate the ones that get really friendly when they are pissed. Years ago there was this bloke that simply could not keep his hands to himself when he was pissed. Turn around and there he would be leering in for a sloppy kiss or groping your tits. Hated him really, but had to put up as he was hubbys best mate. Used to get plenty pissed off with hubby too when he refused to tell this guy to lay off. One night he barred my way by standing in a doorway arms on the jambs and legs apart. He would not let me by, and kept taunting me with what you going to do about it. I kneed him in the balls good and hard, well his legs were spread, he dropped like a stone and I walked past him and got on with my evening.

He complained to my hubby about it and I got a telling off from him...wankers!

LMAO. Nice one.

[Grahameeboy]

You don't need to be...opinionated and argumentative seems to come natural.

Like Jesus you mean

[007XX]

Like Jesus you mean

Dang, then I must be a natural ecclesiastic in denial if that's the two main requirements *luf ya Graham...*

I finally remembered the last time I seriously had a drink and ended up with the world spinning around me...

Cold Kiwi 4 years ago. Hubby, myself and a mate rode down on a sunny Friday afternoon to the CK site. I was pillioning still back then, and it was the first time I went to a CK with these two arriving on site at the same time.
Rule of thumb: Put the tent up first right?

Well, what they didn't tell me was that after each peg installed, a big gulp of alcohol was ceremoniously ingested by all parties.

I hadn't eaten for about 5 hours by then and well...not usually drinking, I went down in flame like the Hindenburg zeppelin within about an hour of these two pouring alcohol and yapping, even though I was often timidly asking for some food

Ended up stumbling at 7pm in the tent, and promptly managed to pass out, much to my great shame

My two lovely drinking mates remorsefully went to get me a two minute noodle soup which I was by then completely incapable to of ingesting and just proceeded to hug in between bouts of unconsciousness. I'd wake up, have a nmouthfull and lie down again as I'd proceed to pass out again.

Now, they know to feed me first