Grocery shopping advice?

[SARGE]

My bike would use more gas to get there and back than what they were paying for the entire shift.

sorry princess .. let me get you a job as CEO somewhere .. with a CV like yours it shouldnt be hard


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


sorry .. i think i just wee'd a little

[marty]

you'd earn more in 2 days than you do in a week on the dole you muppet.

you're such a fucking loser.

[skidMark]

you'd earn more in 2 days than you do in a week on the dole you muppet.

you're such a fucking loser.

I'm the loser...you have to work.... to get money...

So whose really the one losing?

[Indiana_Jones]

Now come on people, we shouldn't laugh at Mark ok, his kind have problems with everyday tasks like shopping

-Indy

[NSR-Dan]

I think the fact that you have to live off the tax payer makes you a loser.'

Marks CV would look something like this. (if he was being honest of course)

Im good at.......(thinking)............................... ...........
......................................(thinking).. .......................
.............(thinking)........................... .......................
.................................................. .....(thinking)........
...........<<< Brain cell bursts here.

[Indiana_Jones]

I think the fact that you have to live off the tax payer makes you a loser.

wtf do you mean have to?!

He's there by choice

-Indy

[325rocket]

I think the fact that you have to live off the tax payer makes you a loser.

i think the fact that your proud about it makes you a loser

[fire eyes]

I think we should all hold hands and sing happy songs.

And btw .. hows the shopping going????

[Beemer]

(great advice here...) wallah you have enough to make a couple of meat paddys for ham burgers (get buns but freeze them and only use what you need when you need it) and whats left you could turn into spaghetti and meatballs.
You'll get there.

Where's Hitcher when you need him? Not wanting to be pedantic (okay, so I LIE), but I'm assuming you mean the French word 'voila', which literally means 'look here!' rather than the Sanskrit word 'wallah', which means a person involved with or in charge of [a specified thing]?

And I know meat patties are thick, but it's usually Irishmen who are referred to as paddys - or they're what children throw.

Don't get me started on 'ham burgers' either...

[fire eyes]

Where's Hitcher when you need him? Not wanting to be pedantic (okay, so I LIE), but I'm assuming you mean the French word 'voila', which literally means 'look here!' rather than the Sanskrit word 'wallah', which means a person involved with or in charge of [a specified thing]?

And I know meat patties are thick, but it's usually Irishmen who are referred to as paddys - or they're what children throw.

Don't get me started on 'ham burgers' either...

awww mate! hitcher the 2nd

[marty]

You know I never feel like a loser when I'm at the servo filling up whatever mode of transport I'm using at the time, not having to think - 'hmm gas or food this week?'

Or having dinner and drinks with mates and settling the bill for all of us no matter what it costs.

Or buying airline tickets to wherever just to watch an All Blacks/Silver Ferns/whatever and buggering off for the weekend

Or buying my kids top line sport gear so they can excel at their chosen sport

Or dancing around the sky in the weekend

I'm sure the dole though is allowing you to pursue that dream of racing in Moto GP

[rosie631]

Where's Hitcher when you need him? Not wanting to be pedantic (okay, so I LIE), but I'm assuming you mean the French word 'voila', which literally means 'look here!' rather than the Sanskrit word 'wallah', which means a person involved with or in charge of [a specified thing]?

And I know meat patties are thick, but it's usually Irishmen who are referred to as paddys - or they're what children throw.

Don't get me started on 'ham burgers' either...

I shouldn't laugh really BUT LMAO, well said.

[Finn]

Church costs me nothing for what i get from it. and i give from my heart so the $$ really doesnt matter - pd?

Yes but spending money to save your soul still comes out of your budget. Please add what it cost for church otherwise you're fudging the figures.

[James Deuce]

Now come on people, we shouldn't laugh at Mark ok, his kind have problems with everyday tasks like shopping



-Indy

How dare you compare that self interested loser with people who had no choice in the challenges that they have to face in life.

Each and every one of those people in that video have worked 50 times harder to get to the point you see them at in that video than Mark ever did to simply crash yet another bike, piss off yet another employer.

If you want to use video of people with no fucking brains at all then use something like this in future

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22...-1-of_politics

[White trash]

Now come on people, we shouldn't laugh at Mark ok, his kind have problems with everyday tasks like shopping




-Indy

Very fucken uncool Indy.

Grow a brain, MArk chooses to have problems with simple tasks for everyday folks and like the world to know how useless he is.

The people in the video you insulted by comparing them to the worlds dickheads get to make no such decision yet strive everyday to get along in a world that mostly doesn't care how they get on.

Rant over

Edit: What Mr Deuce said actually makes more sense.