Forgot my girlfriends birthday.
Again. :disapint:
Administrator
Must go faster - but how?
O.K. NO problem.
1: Flowers
2: Chocolate/dinner out
3: Oil change after pukekohe on Sunday
All is forgiven
Hardcore Biker
ya still by her pies and shags her don't ya.
What's she got to complain about,
Some women just don't know that forgetting their birthday
is a true sign of Luv.
If you say either "I can" or "I can't" your correct.
Moped rider
Originally posted by Lee Rusty
What's she got to complain about,
Some women just don't know that forgetting their birthday
is a true sign of Luv.Women,.. they expect you to remember the birthday,.. but not how many of them that they have under there belt,.. and .. GEZZZ.. don't remind them.
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Scooter boy
Originally posted by SpankMe
hahahaaa......sorry im taking pleasure in someone elses impending loss of sexual privelges.
Its not a Ber belly, its a fuel tank for a sex machine!!!1
I"M WAtchin YOU Buddy ...
Do girls HAVE birthdays ??!!! ... when did that start ?Originally posted by SpankMe
THe hand's farster than the eye ... keepan eye onda feet .. .
Hardcore Biker
the first 21 are ok the next 21 take them to 29 the next 21 take them to 49
Shielas just dont count right
If you say either "I can" or "I can't" your correct.
Administrator
One chocolate birthday cake later, and all is forgiven
The Sharif don't like it!
w00t! teh day is saved.
-Indy
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Originally Posted by curious george
O.K. NO problem.
1: Flowers
2: Chocolate/dinner out
3: Oil change after pukekohe on Sunday
All is forgiven
1:flowers
2:chocolate/dinner
3:No Pukekohe on Sunday spend it with her doing what she wants to do
(good brownie points)
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It's been three years, so I think I have been fully forgiven.
Fair weather rider
Dude, you Da Man. When I read the first post I thought damn you are screwed (or not, ever again). Nice save, will PM you for advise the next time I screw up (expect a PM soon)
Hardcore Biker
Girlfriends have memories like elephants for forgotten birthdays, though.
(Thus, you'll need to get her a mouse)
Royal Enfield user
you fogot a birthday ? I do that every year ,,,no probs that one, its the small ones that explode into something akin to Dantes inferno
Ill give you an example; I was cleaning some crankcases in the Kitchen the other day ,, boiling the crankshafts in soapy water , using the biggest pot I could find , and then the crank cases were in the sink in boiling water ,
Now I have been doing this for years, so I thought I had it all covered
Not
She came home smelt the cloth I used to wipe everything clean then went balistic over the oil smell in the house. then the 2nd stage burner kicked in when she found that her washing up liquid/powder had disappeared,
The only thing that she didnt find was the pot I had used ( cooking pot that is!)
I mean the place was spotless.
The only thing that saved me from a week of Hell was the fact I fixed her cooker ...works a treat now, she stopped shouting sometime yesterday ( not sure I use a Ipod to stop the noise )
Sleep help, I fall asleep and the noise goes away ,,,,,
Well done on that choco cake it looks good, you make it yourself??
Stephen
"Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."
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