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    How to wear your hemlet

    Or should I say how not to wear your helmet.

    Apologies if you've seen this before. But it cracks me up everytime I see it.
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    Hehehe, fell off my chair, hehehe
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    Yes, we've seen it before. I posted it ages ago.

    But there's no easy way to figure that out, so I'm letting you off the hook.

    Hmm.

    Hey, Spank! How about a feature that runs MD5 or SHA1 or summat on an attachment, and checks against a database of hashes on all previous attachments, and warns the poster if this file has been attached to a forum message in the past, with an appropriate link?

    You'd have to preprocess everything to date as well as coding up the new feature, but it shouldn't be more than a whole Saturday's work. It's not like you have a real life, or anything, is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    Yes, we've seen it before. I posted it ages ago.

    But there's no easy way to figure that out, so I'm letting you off the hook.

    Hmm.

    Hey, Spank! How about a feature that runs MD5 or SHA1 or summat on an attachment, and checks against a database of hashes on all previous attachments, and warns the poster if this file has been attached to a forum message in the past, with an appropriate link?

    You'd have to preprocess everything to date as well as coding up the new feature, but it shouldn't be more than a whole Saturday's work. It's not like you have a real life, or anything, is it?

    Most attachments may have different file names so it may work
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR
    Most attachments may have different file names so it may work
    SMACK!

    Tut. Read my post again, grasshopper, slowly, and then Google 'hash algorithms'.

    You owe the Oracle two pints of Guinness and a Scotch egg.

    [Edit: Actually, you owe the Oracle a smack in t'head. I read your post as negatory to what you were actually saying. I have no idea why.]
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    Unfortunately here in the deep south, we have been known to NOT have to rely on internet pics to see such sights. Suffice to say the helmet wearer was NOT a KBer, or for that matter a biker. He did however wonder how us M/cyclists could wear such an uncomfortable thing for lengthy periods of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    You'd have to preprocess everything to date as well as coding up the new feature, but it shouldn't be more than a whole Saturday's work. It's not like you have a real life, or anything, is it?

    Bloody hell you should be offering!

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    I only wear my Aviator's for protection
    Well maybe A helmet too lol

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