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    Honest Lawyer?

    www.honestlawyer.co.nz?????

    Now there's the original oxymoron.

    Hell's teeth, if this sort of thing gets a toe-hold we'll soon be seeing ads for honest politicians, (believe me when I say) honest hookers, (you were great!) and honest clerics proselytising on the death of your infant (God moves in mysterious ways).

    honestlawyers.co.nz

    Now that has to be one of the original funnies.

    But jeez, if they are, the buggers wouldn't get my business. It'd be like going to a blind optician.
    Only 'Now' exists in reality.

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    Lawyers are generally honest, just in varying degrees of honesty.
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    You certaily wouldn't want to have the honest one representting you.

    He would loose out for you badly to the lying chesting bastard representing the other side.
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    When I need a lawyer, I want one who will be a total shark and win my case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    You certaily wouldn't want to have the honest one representting you.

    He would loose out for you badly to the lying chesting bastard representing the other side.
    Especially if you were fighting the police, right?

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    Just been in Nelson for a month - did a course that was held there. REALLY nice soup for lunch each day, nice coffees, and VERY hot waitresses working there.

    Quite eclectic bar - full of old-school tools and musical instruments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    Just been in Nelson for a month - did a course that was held there. REALLY nice soup for lunch each day, nice coffees, and VERY hot waitresses working there.

    Quite eclectic bar - full of old-school tools and musical instruments.
    We are all hoping....and I think I speak for the rest...that said course was all about giving bikers a much better deal than you all give cagers. :--))
    Only 'Now' exists in reality.

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    It was about Air Nelson's Q300's.

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