A new low

[MSTRS:Me]

All you jealous and greedy people can just back off. Let Mom have her $M2.5 in peace. And leave me to enjoy my winnings in that Spanish lottery I won last week. I've sent my validation money, so the big prize should be here in time for Easter.

[Mom]

Wow Mom, you could be like me.......Huge fake rolex on your arm thanks to yington corp international, a Russian bride who looks uncannily like Jennifer Aniston thanks to Brides are uski, a monster penis that is constantly erect thanks to Viagra, Own a time share in somwhere I'll never visit thanks to Mr over enthusiastic and confident I've saved a starving whale in Insblekiststia. Having the cash winfall heading my way thanks to some guy who I knew long ago is the iceing on the cake!
Cool eh

I am not so sure I would like my penis to be contantly erect, though if I took Brides are uski up on their offer, my wife might like it

[cowboyz]

$2.5m...remember that I am your friend!
We could go shopping together......out in Henderson

only problem with that is $2.5M is not enough to take TWO woman shopping...........

[Mom]

only problem with that is $2.5M is not enough to take TWO woman shopping...........

True dat, but...

I just had a quick add up of all the money I have been offered in March, and once I convert it all, it should be sufficient to keep the shopping thing sorted for many years to come.

USD 726,150,000
GBP 53,308,000

Not bad eh?

[cowboyz]

bloody hell. you selling naked pics of maha or something?

[mujambee]

Re the pills from overseas, how would they get through customs? There is the Viagra, prozac, dietpills, steroids etc. OK, so most would take the $$'s and never send anything. but lets assume some of these really sell and send pills.

They sell pressed sugar.