Getting pissed and the obnoxious person within

[Maha]

It happens to a percentage of people from time to time...

Whether it was last night/a week ago or even your very first night on the piss.
Its amusing to say the least, listening to what is said and how very thing can be righted or how things should be, when one is tippsy
All of a sudden, realising that you love everyone around you is a goodie!
Calling your ex at 4am to ask, what went wrong?
Wetting your pants and not giving a fuck, should send a message that you've had enough call it a night....

One could even say that you get on everyones tits with your explaination of what your thoughts are about every subject, even though you are not in a position to speak on such matters....

Alcohol can be a great leveler or even a ramrod that drives you further into the abyss, keep it up, its good fun at the time!!

What are your stories, come on fess up!!!

PS: Those little ditties above are not mine. I have never pissed my pants, well not that I know of....

[MSTRS:Me]

I have never pissed my pants, wel not that I know of....

There was that time you coughed, though....

[007XX]

This should be good!

[Maha]

There was that time you coughed, though....

Thats a trick and a half eh John?......

This should be good!

Fingers..............and legs crossed.....

[Trudes]

I get real obnoxious, loud and uncouth, well, more so than normal. It's all in good fun though....

[007XX]

Fingers..............and legs crossed.....

I can honnestly say that I have never made an arse of myself in public while drunk.

I think the anally self conscious french upbringing is ingrained in me too deeply, and I would die of embarassment if I hadn't every time dragged my sorry arse to bed or in a corner to die out of my peers' view.

So I just drink a little or not at all, but remain in control pretty much at all time...yeah, yeah, I know: Boring uh?

[A_Mans_Ruin]

Dunno about obnoxious, but I do get mischievious....... brinking naughty.
I play alot of practical jokes while intoxicted, but trouble is most pissed people dont find it funny when "that crazy blonde bitch just spyked my drink with a tic tac" lol.....

Nor did the police find it funny when I totalled the front of thier 2 story station with toilet paper, round and round the rails, over the flag pole... can I get it up to the gutter????

Road cones (wheely bins are great too) being moved into the centre of the road so I can block of the road and instigate a street party....
And my fav, getting (other people not me!) people naked on the dance floor at nightclubs always makes for goof times... Fark I love Oamaru!!!!

[Mom]

Dunno about obnoxious, but I do get mischievious....... brinking naughty.

We should get together for a bit of a session one of these days mate, you sound like hell fun to be around

I hate the ones that get really friendly when they are pissed. Years ago there was this bloke that simply could not keep his hands to himself when he was pissed. Turn around and there he would be leering in for a sloppy kiss or groping your tits. Hated him really, but had to put up as he was hubbys best mate. Used to get plenty pissed off with hubby too when he refused to tell this guy to lay off. One night he barred my way by standing in a doorway arms on the jambs and legs apart. He would not let me by, and kept taunting me with what you going to do about it. I kneed him in the balls good and hard, well his legs were spread, he dropped like a stone and I walked past him and got on with my evening.

He complained to my hubby about it and I got a telling off from him...wankers!

[Number One]

Ewwwwww PISSING YA PANTS!!!! SHAME!!!! NEVER been that drunk to have lost control of myself or my bladder!

I always used to be the sober one that cleaned up everyone else - that got real old! I remember hauling one girlfriend up off the toilet floor trying to get her to pull her pants up so she could rejoin the party with some dignity(happened a lot with this particular one). She told me to 'fuck off bitch' - so I did and left her to it. She later came back to the party minus her pants DUMB BITCH that night was the final straw for me with her.

Now I have discovered booze I can and like to drink I tend to just get naughty, loud and uncouth...not much different to sober me really

I have been known to play tricks and do silly things too and I also hate the touchy feely lovey types - get the fuck outta my space and get your hands off me! BOOT!

Another drunken party trick of mine is to just go to sleep, well I do that mostly only when the party or company sucks - if you have small kids you know how it is....would rather get 40 winks than sit around pretending to enjoy myself. AND I can sleep right through a loud boozy party even when I'm right in the middle of it AND people are shrieking on about anal bleaching at the top of their voices

I always sleep really really well too

[portokiwi]

mmm I use to fet frisky after a few toooo many. I think thats why I like being the sober driver now

[MsKABC]

Ewwwwww PISSING YA PANTS!!!! SHAME!!!! NEVER been that drunk to have lost control of myself or my bladder!

Yeah, that's pretty bad alright, sounds like the kind of thing only a bloke would do.

I can honestly say I've never fallen asleep on the toilet slumped against the cubicle wall in a bar and had my best friend have to wake me up....much.

[Maha]

Ewwwwww PISSING YA PANTS!!!! SHAME!!!! NEVER been that drunk to have lost control of myself or my bladder!

I dont know why but here goes...

I wanted a piss once, very very wanted one, went into the public toilet and as I unziped to release said build up, I coughed and a bit of wee came out!!!....that was so cool

mmm I use to fet frisky after a few toooo many. I think thats why I like being the sober driver now

Dont you mean 'Fet Grisky'??.....Hic!....

Yeah, that's pretty bad alright, sounds like the kind of thing only a bloke would do.

I can honestly say I've never fallen asleep on the toilet slumped against the cubicle wall in a bar and had my best friend have to wake me up....much.

Read above post to #1....only one of my party tricks....trouble is, I was sober at the time....

[A_Mans_Ruin]

Dam it I knew someone would have seen me!!! Im sure I shut the door, but wait was it just the spining haze in my head?

[Maha]

On the Obnoxious side, I dont beleive (to date) that I have put a foot out of place, thats my story and I am sticking to it...well there was this one time but thats whole nother story, and my feet were out of place, way behind me as I recall.....

And yes, the mouth gets going too, what I ment to say was '' Katman is a shit hot to be around''...Love ya Steve....

[Edbear]

I can honnestly say that I have never made an arse of myself in public while drunk.

I think the anally self conscious french upbringing is ingrained in me too deeply, and I would die of embarassment if I hadn't every time dragged my sorry arse to bed or in a corner to die out of my peers' view.

So I just drink a little or not at all, but remain in control pretty much at all time...yeah, yeah, I know: Boring uh?

Where do you get this "self-conscious French" bit from..? We have a French-Canadian lass at work and she's loud, proud and hilarious!

We should get together for a bit of a session one of these days mate, you sound like hell fun to be around

I hate the ones that get really friendly when they are pissed. Years ago there was this bloke that simply could not keep his hands to himself when he was pissed. Turn around and there he would be leering in for a sloppy kiss or groping your tits. Hated him really, but had to put up as he was hubbys best mate. Used to get plenty pissed off with hubby too when he refused to tell this guy to lay off. One night he barred my way by standing in a doorway arms on the jambs and legs apart. He would not let me by, and kept taunting me with what you going to do about it. I kneed him in the balls good and hard, well his legs were spread, he dropped like a stone and I walked past him and got on with my evening.

He complained to my hubby about it and I got a telling off from him...wankers!

With friends like that... I hope it was a really hard and satisfying kneeing!

I find it amusing to watch men converse with my wife when they like her, but not only is she good a deflecting unwanted attention, (She sidles up to me), but anyone trying it on with her gets the message from me. Fortunatley I don't have "friends" like your ex's.