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  1. 3rd April 2009, 07:55 #1
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    Angry So I was riding home today...

    and I saw this guy on a gixxer or something and he was splitting between the cars !!
    WHAT A COCK!
    It's no wonder us motorcyclyists get a bad name ...

    Then after that i saw another guy riding in shorts and jandels !!!
    WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    So i tailgated him and used my horn to attract his attention so i could point out that he didn't have the correct ISO issue safety gear.

    Anyway so as i was trying to get his attention a cop came up behind me and pulled me over.
    ME !!!!
    I asked him and he said "Dangereous driving" and I was like
    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!??
    Its not like i was riding dangerousely and stuff ....

    Anyway so i noticed he didnt fill out the ticket properly and may have spelt dangereous wrong, do you think i can get off it?
    It's not like i deserve a ticket or anything .... i was just trying to help the other guy.

    After that i was almost home and there was this bike coming the other way but the rider DIDN'T WAVE ?????
    I don't know what was wrong i waved at him, but he didn't wave back?
    maybe he was fully concentrating as he was riding hard, but i doubt it.
    I think its maybe the type of bike i was on .... maybe he only waves to other scooters or something ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whynot View Post
    and I saw this guy on a gixxer or something and he was splitting between the cars !!
    WHAT A COCK!
    It's no wonder us motorcyclyists get a bad name ...

    Then after that i saw another guy riding in shorts and jandels !!!
    WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    So i tailgated him and used my horn to attract his attention so i could point out that he didn't have the correct ISO issue safety gear.

    Anyway so as i was trying to get his attention a cop came up behind me and pulled me over.
    ME !!!!
    I asked him and he said "Dangereous driving" and I was like
    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!??
    Its not like i was riding dangerousely and stuff ....

    Anyway so i noticed he didnt fill out the ticket properly and may have spelt dangereous wrong, do you think i can get off it?
    It's not like i deserve a ticket or anything .... i was just trying to help the other guy.

    After that i was almost home and there was this bike coming the other way but the rider DIDN'T WAVE ?????
    I don't know what was wrong i waved at him, but he didn't wave back?
    maybe he was fully concentrating as he was riding hard, but i doubt it.
    I think its maybe the type of bike i was on .... maybe he only waves to other scooters or something ??
    Errrr??? is this a Joke???
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    Errrr??? is this a Joke???
    'course not ya wally - its all truth
    It is what it is
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    It all comes back to waving.
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    So you were riding home yesterday?

    What a coincidence! So was I!!

    That is, I was, until I lanesplit through a really narrow gap at 110km/h, and misjudged it a fraction. My right-hand mirror the helmet of a guy on a scooter, fell off, and hit me hard on the forearm, making me pin the throttle. Next thing I know, I'm up on one wheel, and can't see where the fook I'm going, coz there's a fookn big blue gastank in my face!
    So, I peer around it to the left, and natcherly, the bike veers that way too, and before you know it, I'm off the verge and into the shrubbery. Just as I though "OH NOES! I'm gonna hit that big concrete wall!!" I spied a big bump off to the right, so I headed for, launching the bike about 2 metres into the air, clearing the concrete barrier. "Phew!" thought I, but too soon, as the busway was covered with diesel and bus spooge, and I lost it, crashed, and the bike exploded into flames, and I died.
    "Oh well...." I thought, but a tad prematurely, because just then the Northerner came along, heading south, and squished me like a hedgepig, and I died all over again.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    What a coincidence! So was I!!

    That is, I was, until I lanesplit through a really narrow gap at 110km/h, and misjudged it a fraction. My right-hand mirror the helmet of a guy on a scooter, fell off, and hit me hard on the forearm, making me pin the throttle. Next thing I know, I'm up on one wheel, and can't see where the fook I'm going, coz there's a fookn big blue gastank in my face!
    So, I peer around it to the left, and natcherly, the bike veers that way too, and before you know it, I'm off the verge and into the shrubbery. Just as I though "OH NOES! I'm gonna hit that big concrete wall!!" I spied a big bump off to the right, so I headed for, launching the bike about 2 metres into the air, clearing the concrete barrier. "Phew!" thought I, but too soon, as the busway was covered with diesel and bus spooge, and I lost it, crashed, and the bike exploded into flames, and I died.
    "Oh well...." I thought, but a tad prematurely, because just then the Northerner came along, heading south, and squished me like a hedgepig, and I died all over again.

    Sad news!!! R.I.P. twice


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    +1 Viff! Sorry to hear you died twice. Bugger.
    I figure car drivers must be Apes. All they do is sit in cages all day & grunt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murray View Post
    Sad news!!! R.I.P. twice
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    +1 Viff! Sorry to hear you died twice. Bugger.
    Yeah, it's been happening a lot lately.
    On another forum I'm on, there were so many posts where I crashed, died, exploded into flames and died again (hate it when that happens!), that it seemed that everything I posted prompted replies of, ".... and then you crashed, died, exploded into flames, and died again?"
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    Errrr??? is this a Joke???

    It does sound plausible because i this -
    "he didnt fill out the ticket properly and may have spelt dangereous wrong"

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