A new low

[Mom]

I love email filters, they keep my inbox reasonably free of crap, but tonight I have this, from an old friend of mine apparently

Dear Friend,

You might find it so difficult to remember me. Though, it is indeed, a very long time. On my singular, I am much delighted and privileged to contact you again, after couple of years now. It takes fate, courage

and God's fearing to remember old friends and at the same time, to show gratification to them, despite circumstances that made things, not worked out as we projected then.

I take this liberty to inform you that, the transaction we were pursing together, finally worked out by God's infinite mercy and I decided to contact you, just to let you know. I have conscience as a human being,

due to your tremendous effort and contribution to make things work out in retrospect.
Meanwhile, I must inform you that, I am presently in LONDON for numerous business negotiations with some partners. I just arrived yesterday night and checked into a hotel and decided to go down to the hotel

business centre to mail you. Now, with my sincere heart, I have decided to send you an ATM CARD, to the tune of USD$2.5M, only in your name as COMPENSATION to your dedication, humanity and

contribution, as it were.

Good enough for me!

[Number One]

Bet they are from Camaroon or some such other random place!

[cowboyz]

fucking mint. I would take them up on it. Cant see anything going wrong there. God is on your side

[AllanB]

The ones I receive just want to make my Penis larger - FFS who wants to be tripping over that all the time .......

I do get a laugh at some of the titles:

Give her meat all day

Bang until it hurts

Big sausage stuffing....


And those Russian girls who fall in love after one e-mail..........

[slofox]

The ones I receive just want to make my Penis larger - FFS who wants to be tripping over that all the time .......

Yerrrr I get those as well....but herself refuses to let me make it any bigger...says...ahh well never mind...

[fire eyes]

wow Mom! you are blessed!

I am still pondering thoughts of what to do with all my emails of Viagra ..

[smoky]

That's cool

I only get Russian woman and Chinese chicks wanting to marry me!!!! all the time......like all the time

[Kemet]

Get them to mail it you but use the address for the fraud office.

I wonder what would happen then....

[Mom]

fucking mint. I would take them up on it. Cant see anything going wrong there. God is on your side

Amazing really, I feel truely blessed too, though I always thought my memory was better than that, apparently whenever I did this great thing for this bloke was only a couple of years ago, perhaps I should ask Maha and see if he remembers

The ones I receive just want to make my Penis larger - FFS who wants to be tripping over that all the time .......

And those Russian girls who fall in love after one e-mail..........

Never had the Russian girls falling in love, and frankly my penis is just the right size

[Her_C4]

That's cool

I only get Russian woman and Chinese chicks wanting to marry me!!!! all the time......like all the time

Me too oh and the offers of penis enlargement...

[Whynot]

God is on your side

God is also on the other side

[P38]

And those Russian girls who fall in love after one e-mail..........

Russian Girls are HOT!!!!!

[Mom]

Russian Girls are HOT!!!!!

So you say, I have not had a decent offer from one yet. What sites do you visit just out of interest

[Gareth51]

wow Mom! you are blessed!

I am still pondering thoughts of what to do with all my emails of Viagra ..

Take the Viagra down to the night shelter

[YellowDog]

Russiian girls are hot!

Yes, just like when you piss yourself.

Trouble is it soon gets cold and uncomfortable.

My mate married one. He is one of the sharpest guys I have ever met. Noone's fool (except hers). I can't believe he did it. She works as a cocktail waitress. She services him regularly, so he's happy for now.