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  1. 3rd April 2009, 11:39 #1
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    Do you keep stationery?

    While vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the big city man discovered that he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence.

    He went into the small town near-by and found only an old-fashioned country store.

    Behind the counter was a really nice looking young lass, quite obviously a local farm girl.

    He asked, "Do you keep stationery?"

    "Well," she giggled, "I can...until I have an orgasm,

    then I just go plain wild and crazy!"
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  2. 3rd April 2009, 11:41 #2
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    Pole Dancer...

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  3. 3rd April 2009, 11:42 #3
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    HAHAHA!
    It's funny because when he means pen and paper she not moving!
    HAHAHA!
    You so funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    HAHAHA!
    It's funny because when he means pen and paper she not moving!
    HAHAHA!
    You so funny.
    Hey Slyer, Im glad you under stood it.
    You have a great weekend.
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    ya know how to make sure you spell it correctly between Stationary and Stationery?
    Always remember E stands for envelope - hence stationery...


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    Yeah but 'e' stands for 'empty' as well = stopped...
    My work here is done.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Yeah but 'e' stands for 'empty' as well = stopped...
    My work here is done.
    Ya bugger, I was trying to be a logical teacher here !!


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    Alabama!

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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    Alabama!

    Aint that the palce where your brother can also be your father
    And probably your cousin and uncle too...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    And probably your cousin and uncle too...
    Not to forget aunt and sister...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dasser View Post
    Not to forget aunt and sister...
    You mean it can be more than the 6 finger thing?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    Clearly nobody watches enough Family Guy.
    Sadly that is true, you clever clever shrew
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