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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Perhaps I do still need the man...well at least to open all those pesky sealed jars anyway
    Have you learnt nothing from me? Hammers work just as well
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    Ohhhh

    I have one of those Orange Doodads!!!!

    *Sigh* Until number 2 thought he'd get the "sizzles" (yea scissors) to cut the "plaster" (orange doodad thing) to help Mum out!

    The shredded flaps of the Orange Doodad still caress and open said Jars and drink bottles.

    Ahhhh Bless....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Have you learnt nothing from me? Hammers work just as well
    I've found they work best when the hammer is applied directly to the man in question...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freeatlast View Post
    I've found they work best when the hammer is applied directly to the man in question...

    Hmmm....maybe you need a drop saw. Or get over it and move on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    After all the excitement....some bad news....I can't find my RJO Perhaps I do still need the man...well at least to open all those pesky sealed jars anyway
    PM me your address sweets, I'll send you a new one

    Edit: new RJO, that is, not man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    ...

    Tupperware - the very word makes some ladies cackle in their panties
    you have some strange friends #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    you have some strange friends #1
    Indeed I do Just the way I like it too!

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    Tupperware use to make an orange peeler.

    Too peel the orange you used the tool and cut the skin into segments from top to bottom then just peeled off the skin.

    Best goddam tool ever but I lost it in one of our shifts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Tupperware use to make an orange peeler.

    Too peel the orange you used the tool and cut the skin into segments from top to bottom then just peeled off the skin.

    Best goddam tool ever but I lost it in one of our shifts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Tupperware use to make an orange peeler.

    Too peel the orange you used the tool and cut the skin into segments from top to bottom then just peeled off the skin.

    Best goddam tool ever but I lost it in one of our shifts.


    Skyryder
    I have one of those too! and yes it is bloody good! Avoid all that nasty tasting orange peel getting stuck under your nails

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freeatlast View Post
    I've found they work best when the hammer is applied directly to the man in question...
    Tee hee, so tell me apart from weilding a hammer what do you do for a crust?

    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Hmmm....maybe you need a drop saw. Or get over it and move on

    Geez Ducky, drop saw? You probably want a reciprocating one to get through them hard to reach places


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    you have some strange friends #1
    Oi! I resemble that comment!
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    Nonono,

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    Sooooo.. how much are these doodads then....???
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Sooooo.. how much are these doodads then....???
    Dunno - I got mine in one of those party games they have to get you being nice to all the other guests

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Oi! I resemble that comment!
    at least you're honest
    Quote Originally Posted by carbonhed View Post
    Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby

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