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    I just dont gettit.

    I see people -Myself included making silly mistakes in our personal lives and I put it down to what doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger.
    Then talking to an aquaintence recently we realised that theres some really BIG fuckups being made here in NZ.
    Do you realise that one north island hospital Has spent millions developing a wonderfull computer system so that a patients files including Xrays can be easilly viewed by any doctor looking after the patient.But NO OTHER hospital is able to access or use this system and worse THEY DONT WANT TO
    Did you know that the gubbment was offered a all doing all telling computer system so that information could be quickly and easily shared between all the universities nation wide. The cost to the universities was ZERO--zip nada. They universally rejected the system giving a number of stupid excuses. -One university said they had their own system and diddn't want to share info with others
    6 months later 2 universities are now PAYING to utilise this system and the university with their own system--go figure it failed hugely
    Local gubbiment rewards employeees for INcompetence or in other words the only way to get promoted is to be shit at your job.
    And now the latest little gem The politico's refused a pay increase on the grounds that noone else is getting one (good on em) but no its not allowed they MUST take a pay increase.
    shit Im glad we dont have nukes
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    True that, Frosty.

    Did you know that Auckland Hospital don't put wristbands on pre-surgery patients with a list of medicines they are allergic to? It's in the chart, but of course no-one reads the damn chart.

    This was evidenced by Miss Mully having to tell Auckland (repeatedly) that her mother was allergic to penicillin and it had a slight side effect on her (i.e Death, quickly).

    And then a surgeon (when Miss Mully wasn't there) asking her (doped up) mother if Miss Mully knew what anaphyalxis actually was because he really wanted to give her penicillin.

    Unfortunately, it seems to be an epidemic in public institutions.
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    IT Project f**k ups are a major in this country, that's just the tip of the ice berg. Infact most major IT Projects taken up in this country were f**k ups.

    Does come down to communication between users of the system and developers. Some would recall the IBM vs Police case. Who won

    I am sure I read a thread about it somewhere here, years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    IT Project f**k ups are a major in this country, that's just the tip of the ice berg. Infact most major IT Projects taken up in this country were f**k ups.

    Does come down to communication between users of the system and developers. Some would recall the IBM vs Police case. Who won

    I am sure I read a thread about it somewhere here, years ago.

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    Bullshit. Multi-Government Department IT Projects are always fuck ups and it usually has nothing to do with the victim IT companies doing the work.

    Most IT Projects are fucked because most IT managers report to Accountants who wouldn't know a critical project component if it fell out of a helicopter and landed on their cardigan wearing wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    True that, Frosty.

    Did you know that Auckland Hospital don't put wristbands on pre-surgery patients with a list of medicines they are allergic to? It's in the chart, but of course no-one reads the damn chart.

    This was evidenced by Miss Mully having to tell Auckland (repeatedly) that her mother was allergic to penicillin and it had a slight side effect on her (i.e Death, quickly).

    And then a surgeon (when Miss Mully wasn't there) asking her (doped up) mother if Miss Mully knew what anaphyalxis actually was because he really wanted to give her penicillin.

    Unfortunately, it seems to be an epidemic in public institutions.
    Dude change the name to Frosty and the place to north shore hopital EXACTLY the same thing happened.
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Bullshit. Multi-Government Department IT Projects are always fuck ups and it usually has nothing to do with the victim IT companies doing the work.

    Most IT Projects are fucked because most IT managers report to Accountants who wouldn't know a critical project component if it fell out of a helicopter and fell on their cardigan wearing wife.
    aCTUALLY THE POINT WITH THE UNIVERSITY THING WAS --IT WAS A TRIED AND PROVEN SYSTEM--COMPLETE. AND IT WAS OFFERED TO THEM FOR FREE
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    Universities are corporate research centres, not Government institutions, and the tax payer shouldn't be funding them at all. If a corporate sponsor doesn't want a competitor's product in a University, it doesn't go in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Dude change the name to Frosty and the place to north shore hopital EXACTLY the same thing happened.
    Hmm, that's a bit scary. But not surprising unfortunately.
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    INCIS (the Police IBM case) was a total fail due to multiple factors - the majority of which come back to out of control project with little/read no project governance.

    Majority is IT projects fail

    1. Due to lack of communication.
    2. Through not being scoped properly in the first place
    3. Then having out of control change processes
    4. Through a lack of Governance or decision making
    5. Through a lack of or improper project management.

    In fact, most IT projects don't make it past the investigation/scoping phase and that is totally appropriate.

    There are multiple papers written on project failure that its not funny, but most aspects of an IT project can lead to failure. One of the most important factors is to get the information as correct and right as possible to ensure that as much is known upfront as possible.

    As far as medical systems go there is much happening at the moment, including hospitals coming together with their IT resources so that information can be shared. This is a little known thing - but it is actually a good move. Until recently all Healthcare institutions collected information differently .. under different standards and in fact that is if any standards were used. I was involved in the setting of healthcare standards data a while ago and those standards are slowly being picked up and used. It amazes me that people expect these things to be instant. After all it is not that long since health was totally paper based. And not too much better off.

    I think that these is a mixing of frustrations in the OP's first post - but on others input these are some of my thoughts anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Bullshit. Multi-Government Department IT Projects are always fuck ups and it usually has nothing to do with the victim IT companies doing the work.

    Most IT Projects are fucked because most IT managers report to Accountants who wouldn't know a critical project component if it fell out of a helicopter and landed on their cardigan wearing wife.
    NOTHING to do with the VICTIM IT Company? Ppppfffttt..I see some IT person speaking from their side only.

    You'd wonder why most projects are blown out of budget with little/no result and end up failing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nasty View Post
    INCIS (the Police IBM case) was a total fail due to multiple factors - the majority of which come back to out of control project with little/read no project governance.

    Majority is IT projects fail

    1. Due to lack of communication.
    2. Through not being scoped properly in the first place
    3. Then having out of control change processes
    4. Through a lack of Governance or decision making
    5. Through a lack of or improper project management.

    In fact, most IT projects don't make it past the investigation/scoping phase and that is totally appropriate.

    There are multiple papers written on project failure that its not funny, but most aspects of an IT project can lead to failure. One of the most important factors is to get the information as correct and right as possible to ensure that as much is known upfront as possible.
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    fuck ups
    you want to see a fuck up
    this is the biggest fuckup since dunkirk..
    iam working on a site at taranaki

    there are a 1000 of us working on site and we earn $3000 a week
    out of that 1000 about 10 of us do any work
    on top of that .. most of the stuff we are doing is rework
    fixing other peoples fuckups
    no wonder these think big projects cost so much
    its a fucken JOKE
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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    The issue is more fundamental than computer systems. It's systems in general - if they can't get this right there is no point in automating.

    I just got a letter from the hospital saying I was coming in because I had something rather nasty (which I don't have) and that I need to do something (which I don't need to do and could actually be dangerous for me).

    On phoning I was told "Oh, that's just the standard letter that everyone gets that comes into this department".

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Most IT Projects are fucked because most IT managers report to Accountants who wouldn't know a critical project component if it fell out of a helicopter and landed on their cardigan wearing wife.
    All true, for any project.

    The only way to beat it is to sequester budget from maintenance or some other “fixed” overhead and do the business under cover.

    I’ve done this so many times I used to get audited specifically to discover what new “hidden” capital assets the accountants had to drag back into the asset register that year.

    Then they’d plug that source of funds and I’d have to find the budget for next years toys from somewhere else.

    If you rely on the CFO to decide what’s important you’ll die debating parking allocation and office décor.
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    Or get another exec to be the project sponsor and have them deal with the funding and budget/scope issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Or get another exec to be the project sponsor and have them deal with the funding and budget/scope issues.
    My CFO is currently the Sponsor . .you think its helping? You are funny. Nah always have a exec as the sponsor ... its the only way to keep it in front of the management boards .. it does not get around the budget issues when you have a sponsor who wishes to extend the scope outside of the budget though.
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