Females are programmed for prostitution

[slofox]

I read that eating monkey was suspected but I suppose biting, eating, sex. One thing leads to another

It does....

I think they were "green monkeys" were they not? (also known as the Callithrix Monkey). Never pays to eat anything that is green...

[Usarka]

Dirty sluts they're all the same - only in it for the meat.

[slofox]

"Viruses closely related to HIV are found in monkeys and other non-human primates in Africa, and many scientists believe that the first humans were infected through contact with monkeys in the middle years of the 20th century. We don't know of anyone who has attempted to have sex with a wild monkey. It's hard to imagine that such an attempt would make it past first base, but perhaps that's one way to get scratched or bitten. Sometimes monkeys are eaten as food, and it's perhaps easier to imagine contact with infected blood through a knife cut during preparation. So this is one possible explanation for the origin of HIV/AIDS."

[Finn]

...and got 2 pigs and 4 deer in the freezer....

Won't they be cold?

[Finn]

Now a days all a man has to do is take a female out for dinner, a movie, buy some wine and flowers... see how easy you have it now !

Yeah but we're not allowed to club you anymore when you get annoying.

[awayatc]

swap a sausage for some rump......anyone?

[FJRider]

I have just butchered up a whole cattlebeast, and got 2 pigs and 4 deer in the freezer.....

Surely that should be enough.....?

As long as YOU are doing the cooking... a few may be scared to... apply otherwise ...??

[SARGE]

This part suggests that human behaviour is no different:


Suddenly I get the urge to go and kill something edible.

i get that all the time but the wife wont let me kill bambi or the cat


wonder how Skidmark would taste if ya slow roasted him for a few days?


nah .. nevermind .. probably stringy and gutless

[cowpoos]

Now a days all a man has to do is take a female out for dinner, a movie, buy some wine and flowers... see how easy you have it now !

Fuck that would cost fuck loads....makes hiring a prostitute look like a viable option...all the benifits...none of the crap

[peasea]

It's in their genes, they can't help it.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10565856

One way or another you pay for it. It's what the slot is for.

[smoky]

Now a days all a man has to do is take a female out for dinner, a movie, buy some wine and flowers... see how easy you have it now !

Is that an invitation?

[Madness]

swap a sausage for some rump......anyone?

Did you say Sausage?.

I've got a Cockatoo that I'll gladly swap for a Sausage or ten.

[Goblin]

Fuck that would cost fuck loads....makes hiring a prostitute look like a viable option...all the benifits...none of the crap

Dont they only pay her to fuck off afterwards...much cheaper option I would think.

[doc]

Thousands of years ago like the monkey, man would have gone out and hunted for meat for days on end, with only a spear and a loin cloth. Those men would have been picked by the female because they could provide for them and their children would be strong.

Now a days all a man has to do is take a female out for dinner, a movie, buy some wine and flowers... see how easy you have it now !

Faaaark off girl. You have been watching Prime "Man vs Wild" Thats so yesterday. Metrosexual man justs grabs a bit of roadkill. Pukeko if you live in town close to the Motorway, or possum if you live a bit further out. Fluffs it up a bit and your in. You have have long hair ? I can take you back to my cave or yours

[smoky]

Now a days all a man has to do is take a female out for dinner, a movie, buy some wine and flowers... see how easy you have it now !

I must be real ugly;
it always took a bit of hunting and stalking (my version of charm) before I ever got to the stage of 'taking a female out'.
Then a few evenings out with dinner, wine and flowers
then lots of alcohol

Hunting animals has always been easier than seducing women