Females are programmed for prostitution

[smoky]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10565856

Shhhh - don't tell Michael Jackson, he'll want to buy a butchery

[awayatc]

what time is bedtime at Michael jacksons place....?


When the big hand touches the small hand......

[gatch]

Now a days all a man has to do is take a female out for dinner, a movie, buy some wine and flowers... see how easy you have it now !

At least you can find a stick on any good tree and a loin cloth from the last animal you wasted..

Woman and wheels.. $$$

[fire eyes]

ohhhh I can tell this thread is going places!

[kunoichi]

Now a days all a man has to do is take a female out for dinner, a movie, buy some wine and flowers... see how easy you have it now !

I must say that's quiet a bit to expect from any man in one session! Females, please! Relax with the materialism and let the man seduce u with his charms rather than the entice u into bed by the weight of his wallet! And there is nothing wrong with seducing men as thus:

As for the whole thing about men being more sex focused than women...i must disagree, for some reason girls think it's sexy playing hard to get. If u wanna play hard to get, just run around the room naked and let him chase u!

[Laxi]

Nah - getting bitten by monkeys...a little different.

actually not quite correct, the most likly cause of transmition was either sexual activity with apes or eating apes, given the two accusations most africans would admit to eating apes i think

[peasea]

actually not quite correct, the most likly cause of transmition was either sexual activity with apes or eating apes, given the two accusations most africans would admit to eating apes i think

Eating which bit? Were the apes still alive when eaten and if so did they enjoy being eaten?


Whatever happened, it wasn't kosher.

[mynameis]

Now a days all a man has to do is take a female out for dinner, a movie, buy some wine and flowers... see how easy you have it now !

Flick me a PM when you wana go out for dinner and movie. I'll buy some wine, flowers and rubber.

[MadDuck]

I must say that's quiet a bit to expect from any man in one session!

the most likly cause of transmition

Interesting that with English as a Second language I is so proud to be a kiwi

[MsKABC]

I must say that's quiet a bit to expect from any man in one session! Females, please! Relax with the materialism and let the man seduce u with his charms rather than the entice u into bed by the weight of his wallet! And there is nothing wrong with seducing men as thus:

As for the whole thing about men being more sex focused than women...i must disagree, for some reason girls think it's sexy playing hard to get. If u wanna play hard to get, just run around the room naked and let him chase u!

Disclaimer: The opinions of the poster above are not necessarily those held by women in general.

There is a difference between being shallow and materialistic and requiring that men put a little thought into making a date romantic.

[mynameis]

Disclaimer: The opinions of the poster above are not necessarily those held by women in general.

There is a difference between being shallow and materialistic and requiring that men put a little thought into making a date romantic.

Mens translation =

Blah blah blah blaaah...

[MadDuck]

Mens translation =

Blah blah blah blaaah...

Nah mens translation....how do i get a bit of this without being caught by the missus or getting a disease

[scumdog]

Adds a whole new dimension to the efficacy of after-dinner mince...

Who you sayin' is mincin' Willis??

[MsKABC]

Mens translation =

baby you look gorgeous in that dress and I think you're the most intelligent woman I've ever met. Here - have these flowers as a token of my love and don't worry about the housework darling, I'll do it all for you.

My work here is done!

[sinfull]

Flick me a PM when you wana go out for dinner and movie. I'll buy some wine, flowers and rubber.

I have rubber, only two track days old !

Now a days all a man has to do is take a female out for dinner, a movie, buy some wine and flowers... see how easy you have it now !

Someone should open a macvideogardenbar where ya can get all ya take outs at one spot !
But wine ? Bwahahahaha, you'll drink bourbon and like it ! Ugg !
What are ya like with eggs ? See who says neandethalls don't think ahead !