Females are programmed for prostitution

[kunoichi]

Disclaimer: The opinions of the poster above are not necessarily those held by women in general.

There is a difference between being shallow and materialistic and requiring that men put a little thought into making a date romantic.

No my opinions don't reflect the thoughts of the general woman population, however, i am trying to make a point that women are unrealistic in saying that the shiny and expensive stuff don't attract them and yet the idea of a 'romantic' date in this case was the movie, dinner, flowers, wine etc, all of which are materialistic. I'm just trying to say to women that they have to be realistic, that a good guy might not have that much disposable income to spend on you. What's wrong with a walk in the park or on the beach, with some fish and chips and maybe topped off with some icecream, of which the cost should be shared! Yes guys should put some thought into dates, but women should learn to pick up on the thoughts that don't have a physical manifestation, and to be honest, most of men do put alil thought into dates, just not in the materialistic way that most women want but they can't afford. He might do something sweet like hold ur hand or kiss u on the forehead instead of giving u an expensive bouquet of flowers and a more expensive bottle of wine.

LOL, but yet again, i'v been raised by my brothers, so think like a guy alot of the time. I probably understand the creatures with boobs as much as the next guy around the corner!

[Str8 Jacket]

No my opinions don't reflect the thoughts of the general woman population, however, i am trying to make a point that women are unrealistic in saying that the shiny and expensive stuff don't attract them and yet the idea of a 'romantic' date in this case was the movie, dinner, flowers, wine etc, all of which are materialistic. I'm just trying to say to women that they have to be realistic, that a good guy might not have that much disposable income to spend on you. What's wrong with a walk in the park or on the beach, with some fish and chips and maybe topped off with some icecream, of which the cost should be shared! Yes guys should put some thought into dates, but women should learn to pick up on the thoughts that don't have a physical manifestation, and to be honest, most of men do put alil thought into dates, just not in the materialistic way that most women want but they can't afford. He might do something sweet like hold ur hand or kiss u on the forehead instead of giving u an expensive bouquet of flowers and a more expensive bottle of wine.

LOL, but yet again, i'v been raised by my brothers, so think like a guy alot of the time. I probably understand the creatures with boobs as much as the next guy around the corner!

Yep, I totally agree with you. I fell for my man cause he was him(and he has a great arse!), he definately didn't try and "woo" me and he didnt have to!

[Stirts]

Yep, I totally agree with you. I fell for my man cause he was him(and he has a great arse!), he definately didn't try and "woo" me and he didnt have to!

Totally agree too.....oops not about your mans arse....I am sure he has a nice arse, although I have never seen nor really want to as I am happy with my mans arse

Our first 'date' was a trip to the transfer station to smash copious amounts of bourbon bottles!!! I was totally smitten after that!!

[PrincessBandit]

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wonder how Skidmark would taste if ya slow roasted him for a few days?


nah .. nevermind .. probably stringy and gutless

OMG, my lunch is about to reappear at the thought of you even entertaining the idea of eating Mark.......

(perhaps you might do better with Carver )

[kunoichi]

haha, i like the sound of 'he didn't have to!'. Now there's 3 cases where a man doesn't have to woo a woman with his wallet. I met my man at the ATNR, friendly bantering to get him in the scooter races, and he had me! :P

[sinfull]

Nothin wrong with a little planned romance ! Like that ad on telly where the bloke had a digger full of roses ! Just so happens i had access to a digger on a truck and knew where the council rose gardens were !
Slipped outa bed early, went and grabbed the truck (had loaded the digger late the night before and filled the bucket with roses) and she woke up when i fired the digger up lol walked out onto the balcony just in time to






Get smacked in the head with a digger bucket !


Nah all worked out well, with roses (and petals lotssssss of petals) falling at her feet !
Cost me faaaark all, but boy did i ever have to think hard to better that one the next valentines day !

[SARGE]

omg, my lunch is about to reappear at the thought of you even entertaining the idea of eating mark.......

(perhaps you might do better with carver )

i dont know ... Ive eaten a fair bit of pussy in my time ..

[smoky]

I must say that's quiet a bit to expect from any man in one session! Females, please! Relax with the materialism and let the man seduce u with his charms rather than the entice u into bed by the weight of his wallet!

Hey - shhh, thats the only hope I've got

[fire eyes]

what the hell is a date lol

[irishlad]

what the hell is a date lol

That was 69

Pretty crap

Usually a bit wetter

[Laxi]

Interesting that with English as a Second language I is so proud to be a kiwi

who knew my standard 2 school teacher was a kber???

[mynameis]

No my opinions don't reflect the thoughts of the general woman population, however, i am trying to make a point that women are unrealistic in saying that the shiny and expensive stuff don't attract them and yet the idea of a 'romantic' date in this case was the movie, dinner, flowers, wine etc, all of which are materialistic. I'm just trying to say to women that they have to be realistic, that a good guy might not have that much disposable income to spend on you. What's wrong with a walk in the park or on the beach, with some fish and chips and maybe topped off with some icecream, of which the cost should be shared! Yes guys should put some thought into dates, but women should learn to pick up on the thoughts that don't have a physical manifestation, and to be honest, most of men do put alil thought into dates, just not in the materialistic way that most women want but they can't afford. He might do something sweet like hold ur hand or kiss u on the forehead instead of giving u an expensive bouquet of flowers and a more expensive bottle of wine.

LOL, but yet again, i'v been raised by my brothers, so think like a guy alot of the time. I probably understand the creatures with boobs as much as the next guy around the corner!

Yep, I totally agree with you. I fell for my man cause he was him(and he has a great arse!), he definately didn't try and "woo" me and he didnt have to!

Awwwwwwwwwwwww you girls !! Awwww



Anywayz Finn was trying to get some tips on how to score monkey dates

[Whynot]

what the hell is a date lol

Apparently its something that happens before sex.
Like drinking i guess .... ?

[fire eyes]

Apparently its something that happens before sex.
Like drinking i guess .... ?

thankyou for clarifying!

[retro asian]

Nah - getting bitten by monkeys...a little different.

You have to wactch Ricky Gervais' stand up...

how did the first human get AIDS, since we know it comes from monkeys?" to which his funny conversation carries on "the human goes to the doctor, doctor tells him he's got AIDS, he asks how he got it.. and is given two reasons... 1) He's been having sexual relations with monkeys, or 2) he's been chopping up monkeys and accidentally cut his finger at the same time",

guess which option the human chose to save embarrassment...