Females are programmed for prostitution

[Finn]

It's in their genes, they can't help it.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10565856

[PrincessBandit]

Glad I ain't a monkey then....

[smoky]

So you want to have sex with a chimp?
Or are thinking they should legalise sex with chimps and pay them with meat?
Didn't AIDS start with Africans having sex with monkeys?

I thought they ate bananas anyway

[Jantar]

Glad I ain't a monkey then....

This part suggests that human behaviour is no different:

Anthropologists have previously suggested that early human societies engaged in meat-for-sex behaviour with the best male hunters having the greatest number of sexual partners. The latest findings support the hypothesis, scientists said.

Suddenly I get the urge to go and kill something edible.

[Hitcher]

Adds a whole new dimension to the efficacy of after-dinner mince...

[Finn]

Adds a whole new dimension to the efficacy of after-dinner mince...

Mr Creosote did share his food, but not in a way that would get him laid.

[Big Dave]

http://www.davidcohen.co.nz/2things.mp3

[Naki Rat]

Suddenly I get the urge to go and kill something edible.

Easier to buy chocolates. That works too

[MsKABC]

10 characters

[slofox]

Didn't AIDS start with Africans having sex with monkeys?

Nah - getting bitten by monkeys...a little different.

[Pwalo]

It's in their genes, they can't help it.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10565856

Yeah, an interesting choice of words. Always a problem when you try and 'humanise' animal behaviour. Could have used 'trade', but why let that get in the way of a good headline.

It's also interesting to see that this is the long term study of a single troop of monkeys, so can obviously be extrapoloted to all monkeys. Still I guess you need some sort of justification for counting how many times monkeys have sex.

Shit, I'm grumpy today.

[MsKABC]

It's also interesting to see that this is the long term study of a single troop of monkeys, so can obviously be extrapoloted to all monkeys. Still I guess you need some sort of justification for counting how many times monkeys have sex.

Actually, chimpanzees are apes, not monkeys Here endeth your biology lesson for today.

[Naki Rat]

Nah - getting bitten by monkeys...a little different.

I read that eating monkey was suspected but I suppose biting, eating, sex. One thing leads to another

[awayatc]

I have just butchered up a whole cattlebeast, and got 2 pigs and 4 deer in the freezer.....

Surely that should be enough.....?

[Lissa]

Thousands of years ago like the monkey, man would have gone out and hunted for meat for days on end, with only a spear and a loin cloth. Those men would have been picked by the female because they could provide for them and their children would be strong.

Now a days all a man has to do is take a female out for dinner, a movie, buy some wine and flowers... see how easy you have it now !