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    Anal retentives

    What's the world coming to?

    I have a new cage which, I have to say, for about the first time in my life, I got a bargain. An MX5 which flew through a warrant, needed $500 in redecorating, and now looks mint with its brand new hood (value $1500). I paid $1500. So I figure I got bought a new hood with the car thrown in, plus a bit for paint.

    Anyway....I've been tooling around in my cage...in between getting some bike-time in...and have been watching our fellow travelers on two wheels.

    On a trip from West Auckland to Lake Pupuke (to try out my all-new flaot-ring) I came down the Nor-Western. Two bikers ahead, on Harleys, doing just under the speed limit.

    Onto the bridge-system. Two guys on super-sports....perfectly able to lane-split, but choosing to pootle behind a cage at 80.

    Off the bridge and onto the Northern. Four weekend warriors, spaced just so, pootling along at 99Kph...Maybe 101. But being very regular.

    Rear Viz mirror picks up a light. Way back. Sure enough, and real man is doing his thing. Blasting along at ???kph, lane-weaving, lane-splitting. Nice bike. GXSR. He was all leathered up and rocking.

    I moved over to give him room. He waved a quick thanks, blasted past the four I was following, all done up in their head-to-toe synthetics.

    I expected their gonads to at least pick up the pace. Nup. Pootle along they did.

    It was like, 'Hi ho, hi ho, it's on a trip we go. Wese such good guys, we never speed, Hi ho, Hi ho.'

    But Jesus. These law-abiding, anal retentive types are going to start giving us bikers a good name.

    This sort of shit has got to stop. FM, next we'll be having concerned-mothers-of-five loading their pre-schoolers onto bikes...on account of 'some' idiot bikers are giving the rest of us a good name.

    Bloody world's going mad with conformance. Mumble.
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    Blah

    you bought a MX5 hope it was for the Missus...

    P/T
    Out to lunch

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    Quote Originally Posted by dpex View Post
    Two bikers ahead, on Harleys, doing just under the speed limit.
    Bet they didnt wave the assholes
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Bet they didnt wave the assholes
    Guarentee they didn't - they is way too cool for school

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    Quote Originally Posted by tide View Post
    you bought a MX5 hope it was for the Missus...

    P/T
    Yeah im more concerned with you buying an MX5, I wouldn't have admitted that publicly...........at any price
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    MX5 - is that a hairdressers car?

    We are damned if we do damned if we don't it appears.

    Some days it's just nice to smell the roses and cruise along.

    Or possibly they were on 98 demerit points.......

    I'd rather come along a pack of HD's cruising at 100 than the A-holes who fat past, lane splitting into head on traffic with open pipes roaring, then slow down to 70 at the next corner causing you to brake or run up their arse.

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    I feel like such a poof. Money was tight so I sold the BA Falcon and with the proceeds bought her a Subaru Outback and a Mitsubishi Legnum 25 ST-R for myself.

    I wish I was hard enough to admit I bought an MX-5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Yeah im more concerned with you buying an MX5, I wouldn't have admitted that publicly...........at any price
    +1 to that.....your not a hairdresser are ya?????
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    MX-5 with a j-ported 13B turbo...
    That or a Caterham
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    Fucking cagers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpex View Post
    What's the world coming to?

    I have a new cage which, ... An MX5 ....
    My 15 year old niece drives one of those..... nice car.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    My 15 year old niece drives one of those..... nice car.


    Got pictures??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Fucking cagers.
    Almost as bad as Harley riders
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    Whats an mx-5?

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