You may be a Taleban if...

[Laava]

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."



1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and believe every man should own at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[SARGE]

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."



1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. safe

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. safe.. i have shoes ..

3. You have more wives than teeth. uh oh...

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."safe

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.safe

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. uh oh..

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. uh oh..

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. safe

9. You have nothing against women and believe every man should own at least two. uh oh..

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.uh oh..

i may be in trouble ...

[CookMySock]

Television IS dangerous, and you're not going to bring the goat up again are you? Can we not talk about the goat just this once?

Steve

[TOTO]

goat ...where is disco dan and skiddmarkus ? they must be taleban.