My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Bwwwwwahahaha - we all needed some 'wonder loaf' back then I am sure...![]()
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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
That was fantastic! I haven't laughed so hard since Helen Clark's valedictory speech.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Amazing how his enunciation goes to crap and yet he stays in tune!?![]()
"I's no' a bobike (motorbike) - i's a scooter!" - MsKABC's son, aged 2 years.
Many years ago, a mate and I went to see his movie..."Mad Dogs and Englishmen". We were just a little "enhanced" at the time, my mate and I...
I had never seen Joe Cocker live and was unaware of his twitchy spasmoid action...I spent the first half hour of the movie terrified to look at him....just about had to hide under the seat. Funnily enough by the end, I wasn't noticing any more and was really enjoying the music....
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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