Imposible to say or rememer..... My name ...
Stephen
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Imposible to say or rememer..... My name ...
Stephen
"Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."
Aargh, photos!
Biff put those up a while ago.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
One, two free, floor!
Yeah biffy puts a number of things up... regularlay I suspect...Originally Posted by Sniper
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
unless you can prove it.
But it where I put them that makes people smile. So my lawyer says anyway.Yeah biffy puts a number of things up... regularlay I suspect...
Incidently - is a lawyer without her briefs a solicitor?
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
One, two free, floor!
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WB chap - it was all kinda solumn in here for a while there...
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Still Ridin'
Hello Biff.
Goodbye ability to say something that has the remotest double-entendre in safety...
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Bogeyman
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thank you, no, I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Perhaps I should just stick to the one kebab, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) No I'm not interested in fighting you right now.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination and I'd hate to look like an utter idiot.
i) Excuse me, where is the nearest toilet? I realy shouldn't vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Rest In Peace
Printing this for future mind games
Thank you Dear!
Hardcore Biker
hell i have trouble saying most of that when sober......
i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
Bogeyman
De nada darling.
Printing this for future mind games
Thank you Dear!
Anything to balance the odds.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Rest In Peace
Who's odds are we referring to?
Wherever I may roam
Bloody terrific and oh so true.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Bogeyman
Nothing, nothing.Who's odds are we referring to?
Although I'm miffed you only want to play with the more etheral bits.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Rest In Peace
I'm sorry Dearest...you know I only want you for your mind!Nothing, nothing.
Although I'm miffed you only want to play with the more etheral bits.
It is such a fun place to play in...
And isn't it ethereal???
Hardcore Biker
here ya go you men haters lol
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
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