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    Jeepers!

    I guess I'm a very lucky girl...never had to say anything this nasty to anyone...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I'm sorry Dearest...you know I only want you for your mind!
    It is such a fun place to play in...

    And isn't it ethereal???
    I left out the real, for reasons which might occur to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    I left out the real, for reasons which might occur to you.
    There really are times when you are way too subtle for the sake of effective communication.
    I can take most of your comments in (at least) two different ways.
    Challenging, yes...confusing,most definitely!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
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    I can take most of your comments in (at least) two different ways.
    And that's just the ethereal bits.

    "Let me count the ways..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination and I'd hate to look like an utter idiot.
    errr yeah... I know that one's IMPOSSIBLE to say. Just ask Mom she was there when I
    a) didn't say it and
    b) proved it
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    37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.

    Omfg, that is just great.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    But it where I put them that makes people smile. So my lawyer says anyway.

    Incidently - is a lawyer without her briefs a solicitor?
    And what about drunks that say to me "Whadjamean I've got the right to construct and insult a lawyer wiffout delay 'huh?"
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    I can remember some years back an old piss head telling me 'if you have time to talk you are not taking your drinking seriously.'


    The most difficult word to say when you are sober???...............sorry


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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice View Post
    also for that last list - 'no'
    Another one is just....words. Words are difficult to say when drunk. All words. They never come out the way they sound in my head....and that's just after a couple of glasses of wine! LOL
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    I'm pissed now. Haven't slept for 19 hours (planes, time zones etc) and I've just been to farewell party.

    Anyways - Mrs Biff tells me I told the guy whose leaving party it was that I thought he was a miserable cunt most of the time. Apparently this upset him and he walked off in a huff. Can;t quote remember that bit. Im too honest when pissed I spose. But he was a cunt.

    Ahhhh alcohamhol. If it didn't exist fat ugly chicks would never get laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff View Post
    Ahhhh alcohamhol. If it didn't exist fat ugly chicks would never get laid.
    I remeber an ad in a mag for Coopers home brew a few years back with a picture of the most butt ugly girl with the ad saying 'Drink her pretty for less than $2'. Thought it was brilliant.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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