Things that are difficult to say when drunk.

**Biff** · 9th March 2005, 15:48

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero >co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

**Sniper** · 9th March 2005, 15:55

Lol, nice one BB. Might try that

**Storm** · 9th March 2005, 17:58

Nice signature there Sniper

, You perv you

**Indiana_Jones** · 9th March 2005, 18:04

Originally Posted by Storm

Nice signature there Sniper

, You perv you

Is my signature cool?! Tell me it's cool!

-Indy

**Storm** · 9th March 2005, 18:12

Its time I came out of the closet.
Yes I think your signature is cool
There, I've said it

**Indiana_Jones** · 9th March 2005, 18:16

Originally Posted by Storm

Its time I came out of the closet.
Yes I think your signature is cool
There, I've said it

See, you feel so much better don't you, one down.........now for 1700 more

-Indy

**Waylander** · 9th March 2005, 18:39

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

See, you feel so much better don't you, one down.........now for 1700 more

-Indy

I think you need a new hobby.

**Slipstream** · 9th March 2005, 20:40

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
...yadda yadda yadda....
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

You bet me to it

I was going to post this

Glad it's up tho...I used to use these words to see how drunk people were in my bar

**bear** · 10th March 2005, 08:06

What about things are are easy to say when you're drunk, like I love you man, or are we going to get married soon? (The first one to a mate, and second to the missus - before anyone gets smart)

**inlinefour** · 11th March 2005, 03:25

I've never had any problems saying anything. Just had problems remembering what I said and did the next day...

**feistyredhead** · 9th August 2005, 07:22

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have
no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

**bugjuice** · 9th August 2005, 09:30

also for that last list - 'no'

**zadok** · 9th August 2005, 09:35

Brings back memories of the old days.

No more, thank goodness.

**Wolf** · 9th August 2005, 12:19

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed they can still think the most complicated words and sentences when drunk, it's only when you try to articulate them that your tongue and teeth try to swap places...