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  1. 10th April 2009, 10:51 #1
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    Owl joke

    What do you get when you cross an Owl with a bungee cord?


























    ...........My ass...........

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    Perhaps this may help


    -Indy
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  5. 14th April 2009, 22:15 #5
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    But isn't Betty, a woman's name?
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.

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    i trust you brought enough for everyone Indy??..


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    haha oh shit i havnt seen that movie in years
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    Are you taking the piss Indy?






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