Things ya don't do at Easter

**FROSTY:Me** · 13th April 2009, 10:16

Dont say fuckit and close up shop at 4 on easter saturday. For sure youll get heaps a people wanna come in RIGHT THEN.
Dont hit the road south to anywhere because the dorklanders left around are the lunatic fringe that DO own the road and are out to prove it.
Dont go to Rotorua at 9 at night first weekend of school holidays because you WONT get a bed anywhere
Do though yust enjoy a bloody great trip in north islands countryside

Ohh and when pulled over by a traffic cop whilst cruising at the "speed limit' NEVER NEVER get shitty and ask him if he was under his tally for the day when he tickets you for 114km/h in a 100km/h zone. The wait for the ticket might be a very very veeeeerrrrry long one . -Hmm diddnt know traffic cops carry tyre depth gauges.
also when your wife rides past whilst you are having said conversation"tooting melodiusly on her tootling device dont give her the bird or you might not get lucky that night

**peasea** · 13th April 2009, 11:08

Originally Posted by FROSTY

Dont say fuckit and close up shop at 4 on easter saturday. For sure youll get heaps a people wanna come in RIGHT THEN.
Dont hit the road south to anywhere because the dorklanders left around are the lunatic fringe that DO own the road and are out to prove it.
Dont go to Rotorua at 9 at night first weekend of school holidays because you WONT get a bed anywhere
Do though yust enjoy a bloody great trip in north islands countryside

You're not supposed to run over bunnies eaither.

**Reido** · 13th April 2009, 11:48

Originally Posted by peasea

You're not supposed to run over bunnies eaither.

or hang them from school signs

**Mully** · 13th April 2009, 12:00

Or make jokes about the kelisi virus to your neice......

DAMHIK

**FROSTY:Me** · 13th April 2009, 12:29

Originally Posted by peasea

You're not supposed to run over bunnies eaither.

oh so it was YOU --barsteward responsible for me not getting any easter eggs
Oyy KIDS--I say KIDS -Peasea killed the easter bunny

**gijoe1313** · 13th April 2009, 14:15

You need to chill off Frosty! Keep it on ice so to speak!

Ahh buggeroonies - I guess you know better for next easter!

**klingon** · 13th April 2009, 14:40

Originally Posted by FROSTY

also when your wife rides past whilst you are having said conversation"tooting melodiusly on her tootling device dont give her the bird or you might not get lucky that night

**Motu** · 13th April 2009, 14:53

Originally Posted by FROSTY

Dont go to Rotorua

Do do a little planning before you go.We went to Rotorua on saturday...no traffic problems,no cop problems.We did an activity not on the popular list (3D maze),saw some sights (paid for nothing) and then came home.A very successful day trip,and some happy kids.

**Cheshire Cat** · 13th April 2009, 15:24

Dont go to Rotorua at 9 at night....

cause you'll freeze your tooshy off!!

**FROSTY:Me** · 13th April 2009, 17:33

yea that too cat.

**peasea** · 13th April 2009, 22:22

Originally Posted by FROSTY

oh so it was YOU --barsteward responsible for me not getting any easter eggs
Oyy KIDS--I say KIDS -Peasea killed the easter bunny

Talk about jump to conclusions!! I only photographed the bunny. Ok, I might have kicked it about a bit first but it was already deceased. Sheesh, what kind of person do you think I am?

**Reido** · 13th April 2009, 22:24

Originally Posted by peasea

Talk about jump to conclusions!! I only photographed the bunny. Ok, I might have kicked it about a bit first but it was already deceased. Sheesh, what kind of person do you think I am?

so its an ex ~~parrot~~ rabbit then?

**peasea** · 13th April 2009, 22:27

Originally Posted by Reido

so its an ex ~~parrot~~ rabbit then?

Coulda been just sleeping I suppose. There was no perch in sight though.

**Hitcher** · 13th April 2009, 22:31

Originally Posted by Mully

kelisi virus

Calicivirus. More properly known as rabbit haemorrhagic disease virus (RHDV). Not that that would help your niece (I before E except after C and before G).

**Mully** · 14th April 2009, 08:50

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Calicivirus. More properly known as rabbit haemorrhagic disease virus (RHDV). Not that that would help your niece (I before E except after C and before G).

I'm forever in your debt, Hitcher. And will henceforth ignore Google when unsure of the spelling of any word and revert directly to your good self.