Shower products for men?

**Mikkel** · 13th April 2009, 12:24

I often wonder to myself why most shower products seem to consist mainly of what would constitute a woman's breakfast, a dessert or at the very least fingerfood. Milk, honey, apples, oranges, olives, müsli, you fucking name it and it's there. BTW how does a milk and honey hand soap end up smelling like a pinacolada anyway?

Anyway, surely there must be a market for selling more manly products, e.g. a BBQ shampoo with sausages, blue cheese and portobello extracts? Fush and chups anyone?
The non-PC products - made entirely from baby sperm whale oil by grossly underpaid childworkers?

Or how about this - a wholy new concept - the No Fucking Bullshit Shampoo, contains absolutely no non-synthetic compounds. At the very least you'd be able to hold the moral high ground based upon the fact that no orchards were slaughtered in order for you to wash your hair.

**discotex** · 13th April 2009, 13:11

Ahhhhhhahahahha you just reminded me of this vid.

Very NSFW if the sound is on

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**sosman** · 13th April 2009, 13:39

ha ha awesome vid!

**Indiana_Jones** · 13th April 2009, 13:46

Shampube

The shampo for your pubes!

-Indy

**Gubb** · 13th April 2009, 14:26

I'll have WD-40 flavour thanks.

**prettybillie** · 13th April 2009, 14:33

Totally wouldn't take off in Auckland. There are way too mayn metro(homo)sexuals here who tend to like their apple, honey and bees wax facial srub

**Motu** · 13th April 2009, 14:45

Do you know what soap is made out of? Make your own - go on,be a man....mix up some goose grease and ash....use no stinky stuff in it so you get the real man smell when you wash your hair.

**Pascal** · 13th April 2009, 15:09

Leather. Tobacco. Oil. Warmth. Those are good smells.

**Swoop** · 13th April 2009, 15:19

Originally Posted by Mikkel

Anyway, surely there must be a market for selling more manly products, e.g...

You really need Hoppes #9. The fragrance of a man!

**Indiana_Jones** · 13th April 2009, 15:20

-Indy

**James Deuce** · 13th April 2009, 16:11

I use vegemite and sand.

**jrandom** · 13th April 2009, 16:23

Originally Posted by James Deuce

I use vegemite and sand.

Luxury.

**Solly** · 13th April 2009, 17:13

Originally Posted by James Deuce

I use vegemite and sand.

Must be one hell of an acne problem

**Winter** · 13th April 2009, 17:22

wash your self with whiskey. black label normally does the trick, although if you are really dirty? Try a blue label from Mr Walker.

Smells good, lots of alcohol so you know your getting your clean on, AND tastes soo good your missus can lick it off :O