Chillies? How hot do want it madam.

**98tls** · 16th April 2009, 17:21

Still cant stop laughing at an incident

that took place round at a mates place today,was round there digging holes for his deck piles,her indoors was doing something that those indoors do,a scene of surburban bliss.Next minute all hell breaks loose with her indoors making a hell of a racket from the bathroom

mate/kids/dog run inside to see whats up,turns out her indoors had been chopping chillies prior to going to the loo,in the process of changing her monthly thing she found herself burning

not with desire, simply burning

Fuck it was funny,probably didnt help her much that everyone was almost doubled over with mirth.Her new nickname "hot Sally".

**KiwiPhoenix** · 16th April 2009, 17:32

Originally Posted by 98tls

Still cant stop laughing at an incident

that took place round at a mates place today,was round there digging holes for his deck piles,her indoors was doing something that those indoors do,a scence of surburban bliss.Next minute all hell breaks loose with her indoors making a hell of a racket from the bathroom

mate/kids/dog run inside to see whats up,turns out her indoors had been chopping chillies prior to going to the loo,in the process of changing her monthly thing she found herself burning

not with desire, simply burning

Fuck it was funny,probably didnt help her much that everyone was almost doubled over with mirth.Her new nickname "hot Sally".

And I thought childbirth was bad! OMG!

**Skyryder** · 16th April 2009, 17:43

Sorta reminds me of a comic I saw (the sex ones with all pics and few words) where the ex planted a chillie pepper in the KY jar. Tosser decides to have a wank..............there;s this pic of a cock litterally on fire and not with desire. Still cracks me up the way the artist had drawn his face.

Skyyrder

**Laava** · 16th April 2009, 17:46

Had similar experience! Not allowed to talk about it!

**ajturbo** · 16th April 2009, 17:46

hahahahhahahah..

rule No.1

when doing stuf with chilli... use gloves (rubber)

**98tls** · 16th April 2009, 17:52

Originally Posted by ajturbo

hahahahhahahah..

rule No.1

when doing stuf with chilli... use gloves (rubber)

Methinks she will from now on mate.

Dont think she will be allowed to forget it for awhile.

**Skyryder** · 16th April 2009, 17:55

My first 'experiance' with chillies was in WA when working for the railways.

There were a bunch of Itallians and we had stopped for lunch. This guy pops the whole pepper in his mouth and starts to eat his sandwich, does the same with the next sandwich pops in a whole chillie and munches away.

I'd never seen these before and being a bit green asks what they are.

so he gives me this chillie to have with my sandwich so I pops it in ma gob and bite.............shit my whole mouth exploded in pain.......bad afternnon that day....and this guy had four with four sandwiches.

Skyryder

**Gubb** · 16th April 2009, 17:55

Deep Heat on the Balls isn't pleasant.

DAMHIK

**KiwiPhoenix** · 16th April 2009, 17:58

Originally Posted by Skyryder

My first 'experiance' with chillies was in WA when working for the railways.

There were a bunch of Itallians and we had stopped for lunch. This guy pops the whole pepper in his mouth and starts to eat his sandwich, does the same with the next sandwich pops in a whole chillie and munches away.

I'd never seen these before and being a bit green asks what they are.

so he gives me this chillie to have with my sandwich so I pops it in ma gob and bite.............shit my whole mouth exploded in pain.......bad afternnon that day....and this guy had four with four sandwiches.

Skyryder

Did he happen to have an asbestos coated mouth! It's not so much the going in part, it's when it's heading out!